hulkamania about to run wild

this is a dingdong tumblr (gomens)

[thealogie]

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

[fitzbeloveds]

#i live there

[demigod-of-berk]

I’m late but I haven’t seen anyone talk about this:

I think Metatron is the one who cast Crowley out of heaven, not god.

This bit of dialogue really stuck out to me and I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

I don’t think Crowley has told anyone the reason he was cast out, not even Aziraphale. In season 1 he just mentions to him that he fell in with the wrong crowd. And we know that’s not true, it was because he asked questions.

Also in season 1 it’s heavily implied that no one has actually spoken to god in a long time. I just wonder how long that’s been true. We’ve only seen god speak twice, once to Aziraphale right after the garden and then to Job (both times god is asking questions to them)

It’s also kind of implied that Metatron is the one currently running the show. And has basically said as much.

What really confirmed it for me was was something Crowley said when Job was trying to question god

Crowley never got to ask god anything. He spoke to Metatron and then he was cast out

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[slateblueflowers]

Asdfghjkl

‘DON’T [TRY] THE GUY WITH THE BLACK GLASSES HE DOESN’T WORK HERE!’

Local Soho lurker, known associate of Mr. Fell, inspiring so much lust around him people flock to the brothel to see if they can spend some quality time with him. And it happens so frequently Mrs. Sandwich had to put a sign up.

Alternatively, as @cassieoh (thank you for brightening the image!!) suggested: ‘DON’T [PAY] THE GUY WITH THE BLACK GLASSES HE DOESN’T WORK HERE!’

Poor Mrs. Sandwich. ‘Yes I know he looks like he works as a seamstress, but he does NOT, so if you could kindly pay me, thank you very much.’

I can’t decide which is funnier, Crowley accepting money from Mrs. Sandwich’s patrons (does he cackle as he does this? Is he confused? Does he walk the money over to her afterwards or do something else with it?) or Mrs. Sandwich having to march over to him and sternly asking him to stop letting patrons pay him instead (does she cock her hip and stick out her hand? Does she laugh along with him? Do they bond over it?? Are Crowley and Mrs. Sandwich buds???)

‘You’re a good lad.’

[fitzbeloveds]

Aziraphale being excited to hold Crowley's hand ♥

[rylandsgrace]

Aziraphale according to Muriel (crowley version)

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

[kastors]

GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [2/?]

Bonus:

[queerliblib]

you like gay shit? you like libraries? you wanna stick it to the fascist assholes trying to ban books across America? Boy have I got the thing for you:

The Queer Liberation Library (QLL) - a digital library by and for queer folks accessible to anyone across the entire US

*stefon voice* QLL has everything, an endorsement from Wonder Woman, 501(c)3 status, a quick exit bar on their website, and an absolutely delightful comments section on their fundraiser.

Fundraising now through July 7th, 2023 for an Oct 2023 launch! We just hit 50% of our goal, and with your help we can go all the way!! Find us @QueerLibLib on most social media.

Tell your friends! Tell your fandom! Tell your rich gay uncle if you’ve got one! If you don’t have money and don’t know anyone with money just give us a follow and we’ll be providing *you* with free queer ebooks and audiobooks before the end of the year!

HAPPY PRIDE & SOLIDARITY FOREVER

[tio-trile]

I love wearing sunglasses meme.jpg

[honeybard]

Farewell, Pack of Pixies

A send off to one of the most fun, creative and satisfying campaigns I've ever had the pleasure of watching. The finale was everything I could have wanted and more and I'm glad this hopeful piece I've been working on all week fits in with how it ended.

[sapph0sfriend]

acofaf as the onion headlines + Bonus for wuvvy

[sapph0sfriend]

Someone so aptly pointed out that I forgot andhera in my onion headlines post and I already had one for him that I forgot to put in the post so now I made an extra special post just for them because they’re the specialest boy

[cloudmancy]

you told me we’d be shining on our own 💔💔💔

[bastart13]

"You know I love you?" "I love you too."

I am obsessed with this relationship. It's opposites attract. It's unrequited requited love. It's clashing wants and needs. It's that slightly toxic dependency. It's a love that could have been different if only they'd never met him.

How dare Aabria and Oscar make me so invested in an owlbear and a satyr called Wuuvy

[geezmarty]

I love wuvvy and rue’s friendship so much!!!