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[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[correctopinionhaver]

[imauthicktic]

I’m in the works of stuff but need motivation 🤪 might post some of my incorrect quotes too

[99liners]

I've scrolled through the last depths of tumblr to find a good arranged marriage!au with either byakuya or aizen but i swear i can't find shit (bruh i even came across a fic which was written in 2008, legit). please don't make me write one 😭🙏

please someone relieve my bleach heart and recommend your fave bleach fics, bonus if it's angst 😭🙏. my faves are Grimmjow, Aizen, Byakuya and Ukitake.

[99liners]

yes I've scoured AO3 too (Of Knights and Demons is my favorite rn) but given how big the bleach fandom is i'm honestly at my wits end with the number of fics, or the lack thereof 😔😔😔

[99liners]

I've scrolled through the last depths of tumblr to find a good arranged marriage!au with either byakuya or aizen but i swear i can't find shit (bruh i even came across a fic which was written in 2008, legit). please don't make me write one 😭🙏

please someone relieve my bleach heart and recommend your fave bleach fics, bonus if it's angst 😭🙏. my faves are Grimmjow, Aizen, Byakuya and Ukitake.

[99liners]

i was reading tatemae series again and boy did i write "he growled" so many damned times. i am no better than all other cringey wattpad writers (not that they are bad but as i have grown older i expected myself to use better vocab ~ like a kind of progressive evolution) 😭😭😭😭 why the fuck is the guy always growling ~ what even is growling!! ~ leave the growling to Jacob you locas 😭😭😭

[99liners]

liberosis — myg;

liberosis; the desire to care less about things.

pairings: lawyer!min yoongi x trophy wife!reader

extra characters: kim taehyung and tanaz (enouement), kim seokjin and inaya (aphotic), jeon jeongguk and azumi (kaiho), park jimin and rei (nodus tollens), jung hoseok (psychomachy) (avengers, assemble!)

genre: angst, smut, contractual marriage!au, age-gap!au (10 years)

words: 31.390

warnings: tsundere!min yoongi, toxic relationship, talks of corruption, morally corrupt!min yoongi, morally corrupt!bts, minor/unnamed character deaths, yoongi is a chain-smoker (most lawyers smoke, believe me on this one), cold and distant behaviour, scenes with alcohol consumption, face-sitting, pussy-eating, consensual and unprotected sex, doggy-style, orgasms (f / m), mental abuse, mental breakdown / meltdown, hurtful words, mentally abusive, explicit display of controlling behaviour, extreme paranoia, irrationality, yoongi exhibits signs of pyromania (he sets ‘some’ things on fire), mentions of cheating, exhibitionism.

part of: tatemae; 建前 — a bts series.

a/n: let me warn you all, well in advance, that the legal depictions portrayed in this piece of work, specifically about ‘spousal privilege’ is not how the actual rule of law works and is a bit different (also can differ based on personal laws around the world). i took the liberty to alter some details to suit this piece of work better, so please take note of them with a grain of salt. your understanding is appreciated!

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[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[dughole]

these palestinian suvivors & their families have reached out to me about sharing their campaigns. please share & donate

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[moonxnite]

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

[thatboisus]

me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

[superkursunaskr]

all the moons of 2024

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE PEOPLE

[99liners]

Hello my friends🫶🫶

donations are few and life is hard💔

for more than 5 days I have been asking for 500€ to reach the short-term goal of 30.5k€,⁉️

but we still need less than 400€ to reach it🙏🚨🇵🇸

I hope you continue to support and participate until the goal is achieved as soon as possible due to the poor living conditions we are living in

🙏🙏🇵🇸🙏🇵🇸🙏🇵🇸

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[99liners]

Hello, I would just to tell you that my mother got injured in her shoulder and take off her shoulder and broke, and she needs an urgent operation. I hope that who see my message donate and share this post widely so we can take out my mom and treat her abroad.

https://gofund.me/17f04245

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[99liners]

Hello dear friends, 🌟

I'm Mahmoud Jihad from Gaza. My family and I have lost everything—our home, my university, all of it. Now, we find ourselves living in a flimsy tent after losing everything. I was studying Information Technology and supporting my family, but now we are left with nothing. 😔

We are enduring unimaginable destruction and desperately need your help to survive. 😭 Even a small donation can make a huge difference. Every single contribution is a spark of hope in this dark time. ✨

Our campaign has been verified by: @beesandwatermelons ✅ #190 and @gazavetters ✅ #63.

You can make a difference by supporting us through this GoFundMe link: https://gofund.me/463cbf01

From the depths of our hearts, thank you. Let's rebuild our lives together. 🙏❤️

Thank you so much for your generosity and support!

Your donations will directly help us in rebuilding our lives. Thank you again for your kindness and generosity! 🌹

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