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Late twenties ° Mother ° Asshole °

[9hoe7]

😘📸 (at Kent, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByOiepgHiEXc79-MHMRKcw8gTmui5ZxsBorE7E0/?igshid=xs84sbt95itt

[s3xnoise]

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

[hellish-daddy]

[m4rzmerde]

[alexander]

[australian-government-deactivat]

ATTENTION STRAIGHT BOYS

do you guys watch porn and jerk off together?

[australian-government-deactivat]

there ya go

[bumsqueeze-deactivated20240614]

“Please don’t tell Melissa”

[bajn]

i wonder if melissa saw this post

[drpokocn]

Melissa:

[orriculum]

can i get uh……..McDeath™

[fayzaundevon]

is that that one play by Shakespeare

[orriculum]

yeah

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

[conifae]

[acewizard]

ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTHING happened to my dog earth wouldn’t even NEED the avengers I’d mcfucking d e s t r o y thanos myself because NO ONE FUCKING MESSES WITH MY DOG NOT EVEN A CRUSTY ASS RAISIN WITH A ROCK COLLECTION

[itistired]

Me, after watching my cat turn to dust: :)

Every single (living) Avenger, getting tf out of my way: How is she holding that many knives

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Did John wick write these

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[my-beautiful-thief]

OK WAIT HOLD UP A SECOND

IF ANIMALS AND PLANTS ALSO DISAPPEARED VIA SNAP

THEN ISN’T THE BALANCE OF PEOPLE TO FOOD AND RESOURCES EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME AS IT WAS

[spicyhorror-deactivated20220222]

[abdullahqutbedden]

Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right…

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.

[this-blog-dead]

Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[945865049rgiroigvjrij-deactivat]

[baddisguise]

“Isn’t there something so poetic In saving the damsel in distress Being the one to bring light To an otherwise dim life Why are we so willing To bring others light To save someone else When we can’t do these things for ourselves”

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[astromechapunk]

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

animal crossing is self care for gays