My Beautiful Thief

A collection of images, words, and sounds that I enjoy.

[khalliys]

I had a lot of Yasha feelings after the latest episode of Critical Role and needed to channel them into something.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teaboot]

I think the Avengers cinematic series lost it’s appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[randomingoftherandomness]

If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil

[my-beautiful-thief]

Anyways I’m still shooketh at the fact that Wanda was able to overpower an I n f i n i t y  S t o n e

[dwgif]

I’m just a traveller. Sometimes I see things need fixing. I do what I can.

✨ HAPPY 57th ANNIVERSARY, DOCTOR WHO 🛸

[anakinh]

20 day star wars challenge | day 18 || favourite duo/friendship: anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano

“you’re stuck with me, skyguy.”

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[daphne-dreamcatcher]

OH FUCK THAT LAST ONE

[cloudxstrife-deactivated2025111]

PERLE ♡

[bakwaaas]

does anyone else feel extremely mediocre and talentless it’s like you’re okay at some stuff but not good enough to ever truly succeed or make it into a career, not naturally gifted at anything nor motivated enough, and will never be recognised or special or exceptional in any way to anyone

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[scurvgirl]

@my-beautiful-thief

[midnigtartist]

Lucien is a degenerate and I love him

[theconcealedweapon]

[rinzleyrambles-deactivated20230]

It’s almost as if leftists have a really good grip on reality for some reason.

[worldcircus]

[primitivetreasure-deactivated20]

Oscar-worthy.

[cruelnemothesis]

"To Alpha and Alpha, we trek till homeward bound we be." -gay crime santa claus, 2020

[apricotsndots]

“If only Molly were here-”

“I TOLD you woman, I’m right here!!!”

[twitblr]

Speaking the unashamed truth (x)