Beans n bogs

7 sad clown cars, 1 clown 17

[merrikatwood-deactivated2026021]

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

[poetry-written-in-blood]

• On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife are assassinated. This is the match in the powder keg that ignites World War I.

• Soldiers living and dying in horrific conditions and in close proximity to one another means that diseases spread very quickly.

• One German soldier in particular contracts jaundice and is removed from the battlefield. This soldier is Conrad Veidt.

• Veidt is permitted to act in the army theatre until his condition improves and he is fit to return to battle.

• In 1917 he is deemed unfit to serve and is discharged from the German army.

• Conrad Veidt returns to the theatre and goes on to have an illustrious career on both stage and screen, gaining stardom by playing major roles in pictures such as Different From the Others (1919), the first pro-gay film known to exist, with Veidt as the lead; and The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920), widely regarded to be the first true horror film, with Veidt as a major antagonist under the villain’s control. He is one of few silent film stars whose careers last through the advent of sound.

• In the late 1920s, Veidt travels to the United States to star in a few films for Universal Pictures. One of these films is The Man Who Laughs (1928), in which he plays Gwynplaine, the titular Laughing Man, who was surgically disfigured as a child to set his mouth in a permanent grin. This film is adapted from Victor Hugo’s 1869 novel, L’Homme qui rit.

• On April 25, 1940, the Joker makes his first appearance in the debut issue of the comic book Batman. It is generally accepted that the visual design of the Joker is based directly on Conrad Veidt’s appearance as Gwynplaine in The Man Who Laughs (1928). This is supported by the Joker’s creators, although their accounts of the Joker’s creation differ.

• The Joker goes on to become one of the most popular characters of all time, joining the ranks of characters of myth, legend, literature, and modern media whose stories will likely be retold and remembered until the sands of time have buried the bones of humanity forever.

• Enter tumblr user @the-muppet-joker (aka Croaker), who not only kins (mainly) the Joker and Kermit the Frog, but is also in a relationship with both of them.

• Tumblr user and YouTuber @strange-aeons makes a video delving into the twisted mind (and blog) of the Croaker.

• Croaker is angered by this, and so they schedule a duel to the death at @dashcon-two.

• They duel. Strange emerges victorious and is knighted by the Ball Pit Queen. Croaker dies and the funeral process is speedrunned with a heartfelt rendition of “Man or Muppet” performed by The Musical InterDudes. The singers held signs with individual letters spelling “KUNG POW PENIS”.

TL,DR: The Croaker owes his existence to jaundice and the 1914 assassination of an Austro-Hungarian noble.

And also Victor Hugo.

[mariana-cross-xx]

Want someone to finger me and tell me how wet I am and how tight my pussy is on their fingers

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[playingthedeckabove]

once you watch twin peaks you carry laura with you everywhere

[a-bastard-bitch]

type of shit i wake up to after going to bed high

[ratbugs]

a real bee fan never speaks ill of wasps

[cherrycolouredfunksblog]

[lithiumfairie]

me whenever the words “ever since you were a little child,…” came out from my mother’s mouth

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[preyforharley]

[alas-shes-mad]

throwing up

[a-bastard-bitch]

whst jd happenifn with ths people on my screen tkxAy? my head is do heavy, andbmy im si tielred, but you are sk cool B)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alrighty, pope's dead. share your most memorable Childhood Catholic Trauma in the notes

[mutationgirl]

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

[a-bastard-bitch]

Every year around finals i develop a CRIPPLING addiction to nicorete gum. Not cigs, not vape, nicorete gum. Im a minor, so I have to get it in less than legal ways, and while I was complaining about this to a friend, she looked at me APPAULED and went "Why wouldnt you just smoke??" and like, IDK, somebody please tell me im not alone in this???

[a-bastard-bitch]

Woke up from a stress dream that my teacher(very bald) took my hair, and then cracked my head open like an egg and tiny versions of him came out, and they all had long beards, but were just as bald as him, and i dont think i'll ever recover.

[heritageposts]

The new fabricated piece of Israeli atrocity propaganda, that Hamas baked a baby in an oven, is lifted directly from Palestinian survivor testimonies about what Zionist militants did during the Deir Yassin massacre of 1948.

[Warning, explicit descriptions of torture and violence.]

“I saw the Zionist terrorist soldiers ordering the bakery man of the village to throw his son in the oven and burn him alive. The son is holding the clothes of his father tightly and crying from fear and pleading to his father not to do it. The father refuses and then the soldiers hit him in his gut so hard it caused him to fall on the floor. Other soldiers held his son, Abdel Rauf, and threw him in the oven and told his father to toast him well-done meat. Other soldiers took the baker himself , Hussain al-Shareef, and threw him, too, in the oven, telling him, “follow your son, he needs you there”. - Testimonial from Othman Akel, recorded in Palestine Rising: How I survived the 1948 Deir Yasin Massacre (2010).

Like the saying goes, "every Zionist accusation is a confession."

It almost makes me wonder if it's part of a deliberate tactic to obfuscate search engine results. Because if you now search for something like say, 'Israeli solider put child in oven,' all the top results will be about Hamas, not Deir Yassin.

[heritageposts]

I've pointed this out before, but it's worth repeating that Ezra Yachin, that 95-year-old IDF reservist who has been celebrated as an inspirational war hero in Israeli media, participated in the Deir Yasin massacre.

And if there's any part of you that's still doubting whether Zionist settlers really could commit an act that depraved and cruel, here is what Yachin has to say about Palestinians in 2023:

"Be triumphant and finish them off and don’t leave anyone behind. Erase the memory of them," Yachin said while addressing Israeli troops this week, in a video that has since gone viral. "Erase them, their families, mothers and children. These animals can no longer live." "Every Jew with a weapon should go out and kill them. If you have an Arab neighbour, don’t wait, go to his home and shoot him."

From MEE (video in article)