HadesTheImp

•He/They/It •25 •Raging Bisexual •Trans FtM (?) •Autistic (Stranger Things hyperfixation)

[a-bit-odd-innit]

These creatures sleep very weird sometimes-

[a-bit-odd-innit]

Even more pictures of these idiots 💔

[a-bit-odd-innit]

Finally had a proper shower and got everything done in it without passing out!! Well, I passed out after but still!

[puppyboisyrus]

telling ppl i’m a boy but i have a rack and a high pitched voice so i js die

[a-bit-odd-innit]

Tw: mention of rape

Why tf does every post on here have to turn into a rape kink. Why can't I just be horny and not have it ruined by the fucking rape kink WITHOUT FUCKING TRIGGER WARNINGS EITHER?! If your going to post smth about rape please add a clear trigger warning ffs

[v4por-wave]

sometimes i feel like this image without an exact reason.

some days i’m the man, some days i’m the fish. or maybe im both some days.

[diamondmunson]

I so totally dig Johnnys new jacket in the doomsday poster

Joseph is gonna look so hot when he takes it off👀‼️🙏

[thethirdromana]

What most people think the challenges of polyamory are: jealousy, lack of commitment, insecurity.

What better-informed people think the challenges of polyamory are: calendar management, social stigma.

What the challenges of polyamory actually are: when your husband and your lover bond over classical music, and your lover suggests to your husband that he would really enjoy Stravinsky. And it turns out your husband does really enjoy Stravinsky, but unfortunately with the exception of the opening bit of Firebird, which is OK, you fucking hate Stravinsky. And the background music of your life is Stravinsky for months on end because your husband loves Stravinsky now. So even when the three of you meet up together it turns into Stravinsky Fan Club Time. Plus a third wheel of you.

[a-bit-odd-innit]

Probably how it would be with my metal music and my partners

[a-bit-odd-innit]

I can't tell if I'm a switch, a bottom, or if I'm js so submissive I'd be whatever the fuck you and me to be.

[a-bit-odd-innit]

Life update: I'm poly!!

Me and my gf like the same person bjt they've only just got out of a relationship so we're waiting to tell them.

So, expect poly (throuple) posts as well as the mono (couple) posts

(If you know me irl, do not say anything, I'm only coming out online for now, I will come out irl when I'm ready, although I'm sure none of you would out me)

[hysteric-boy]

I wanna be a dog outside of sexual stuff. I wanna be referred to as puppy or pup. I wanna play ball with my owner, and not have to use words. I wanna lay by their feet, lick their face, and play tug o war with stuff. I wanna bark and howl and whine and do tricks!! I wanna jump up on their lap and knock them over when they come home.

I’m so sad. Why aren’t I dog? I wanna be a dog so bad

[isuggestforcemasc]

Born to have 10 inches, forced to bleed 10 litres

[pansyfemme]

sorry for displaying suicidal tendancies do you still think im hot

[mathsturbation]

i am the shyest attention whore ever

[strangerstilinski]

[pennypee]

@a-bit-odd-innit

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[traddykes]

“now where do you think you’re going?” and getting pulled back by the hips when you start backing up from it bc it’s too big and you’re stuffed so full you can barely breathe and your legs shake as they push in even deeper

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out