a bug with a big ass

fuck you!!!!!!! I will eat as I please

junk-thunder

i've got little clay sculptures of all of you

can u add more clay to my ass?

crazysodomite

Gives you the potion that turns you into a buge

‎ ‎

It's rly quiet in my living room and I can hear my giant african millipede, Echo, crunching on celery. Did you know that you can love a bug with your whole heart

yes, it's called self love

ooppo

[🪲]

^ elevator doors opening on a singular bug. It's waiting for you to scroll away so the elevator can go up again

wait for me!! 🐜

ooppo

[🪲🐜) damn bitch ur ass so fat it's bending the elevator. But that's fine #bodypositivity

[🪲🐜)

thank you!

ooppo

[🪲]

^ elevator doors opening on a singular bug. It's waiting for you to scroll away so the elevator can go up again

wait for me!! 🐜

jame7t

To combat #unreality posting, we must also post DoubleReality posts, where we only say things that are TRUE. Here’s a concept post, let me know what you think:

“Bugs are often small.”

Other posts like this can be made. Thoughts?

cryptotheism

I think some bugs are big

jame7t

Can we not fight right now.

unyieldingsilence

‎

some bugs are small but have big features (ass)

baredwolf

Take what you need and pass it on:

A hug

A smile

A joke that makes you belly laugh

A snack

A butterfly in the sunshine

A grilled cheese cut diagonal and a forehead kiss

An encouragement: “You’ve got this!”

A nap

A high five

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

evil-bread-offical

Where is the "all" option?

dont be greedy! 🐜

the-rats-offical

poll for the officalverse only I gotta figure smth out

Are you apart of the usa

yes

no(eroupean)

no(Australian)

Nuanced option + reblo

Voting ended onSep 12, 2025

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open tags

I DONT LIVE IN ANY OF THOSE PLACES BUT IM IN THE OFFICALVERSE WHAT THE FUCK

aceofpans

australia for you

ew no don't compare me to that place

@australia-offical you gonna take that?

@nz-south-island-offical i thought we were friends :(

shit heating up in the country fandom

a war has been waged it seems

australia clears

bug with a big ass is unfortunately trapped in USA... send help

why is your ass so fat

a gift from god,,, or maybe a curse

the-rats-offical

poll for the officalverse only I gotta figure smth out

Are you apart of the usa

yes

no(eroupean)

no(Australian)

Nuanced option + reblo

Voting ended onSep 12, 2025

@grim-reaper-officalreaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @rat-jester-offical @homosexuality-official @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @audhd-offical @washing-machine-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @boykisser-official @girlkisser-official @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @little-sister-offical @mum-officatiresias-offical @fantasy-offical@anxiety-official @official--eve @time-offical @tiny-griffin-offical @real-human-offical @school-offical @pinterest-offical @spotify-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @gatekeep-offical @satan-offical-autistic-offical @gaster-wd @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @shadow-milk-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @golden-cheese-cookie-offical @black-sapphire-cookie @candy-apple-cookie-offical @good-offical @scp-threats-is-back @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @knight-official @ant-offical @anti-censorship-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @ancom-offical @invader-zim-offical @hate-offical @ao3-offical @love-offical @angst-offical @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limade-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @cia-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @mountain-offial

open tags

I DONT LIVE IN ANY OF THOSE PLACES BUT IM IN THE OFFICALVERSE WHAT THE FUCK

aceofpans

australia for you

ew no don't compare me to that place

@australia-offical you gonna take that?

@nz-south-island-offical i thought we were friends :(

shit heating up in the country fandom

a war has been waged it seems

australia clears

bug with a big ass is unfortunately trapped in USA... send help

superhero-offical

Pizza party has started

Welcome, all Officals who have decided to attend! Grab a slice, take a seat, and socialize!

plague-doctor-offical

Oh, hello!

(I know I said I was kind of taking a break from this blog but. I can't just not go to the pizza party.)

🍕

🐜 thank u

mindflamer

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

cannibalcaprine2

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

makes me sad i have no bones :(

good luck in the skeleton war to all the vertebrates

cryptids-offical

hey don't worry bug you could be a fossil!! we can throw you at people

my big ass is preserved :D

gojosatoru-offical

What I think will happen if I interact with anyone in the offical-verse because I don't know if they're scary or not

wales-offical

Ddraig no scary

Ddraig have cookies

Want cookie

gojosatoru-offical

want cookie

wales-offical

Here go

🍪

🍪🐜

I give cookie too

satan-offical

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