typical

im vanessa and i like puppies and stars and stuff

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[catbrarian]

cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ

[derekmorgen]

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[tchaikovskaya]

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

[bauliya]

i'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing

[vorascious-deactivated20210119]

Classic gardens

[die-rosastrasse]

Sky & Clouds painted by Théodore Gudin ☁️

[zendayamybabe]

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[shallzoucom]

[candybisous]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[happyheidi]

(via)

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[cattloverss]

[rhyolitepebble]

grey cat, gold eyes!!

gold cat, grey eyes!!

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night