washed up

deranged

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[blubalum]

Pretty crazy how wind is invisible yet sporadically says hello through moving objects

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[knifefightscene]

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

[xanaxfarts]

Cornelia Parker: ‘Subconscious of a Monument’ (2001) Earth excavated from underneath the Leaning Tower of Pisa

[imsoofuckingsad]

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[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[kaijuerotica]

a grocery store sheet cake that says "Sorry we made your post about Heated Rivalry"

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[quakerjoe]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[dogpuppy]

[cottagecub]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[myspace]

16 years ago, the cast of 'Jersey Shore' gave Michael Cera a make over