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This blog is run by three cats. The Void, Orange Bobedtail, and a black and white spotted with one braincell

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Mother I seem to have need of your assistance.

Please do not ask how I got stuck on the curtain, but rest assured the moth will pay for this

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Moth?

MOTH!!!

eat

watch

chase across the house destroying everything in your path

eat

Voting ended onJun 10

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How to draw cat

Step 1 make circle/ovalish blob

Step 2 draw two ^ on one end of the blob with a small space between them

Step 3 color as desired

Now you have a drawing of a sleeping cat

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Refined the shape a bit.

But you don't have to get fancy.

Just have fun

Happy Pride!

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How to draw cat

Step 1 make circle/ovalish blob

Step 2 draw two ^ on one end of the blob with a small space between them

Step 3 color as desired

Now you have a drawing of a sleeping cat

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Blep

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Remember to keep an eye on the dust bunny population, they multiply when your not looking.

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If you think your human is sitting for too long wait till they go to the bathroom and take their spot. You get a pre warmed napping location and they have a reason to walk around a bit, it's a win win

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I prefer a purple sponge stolen from the sink myself, but a box shaped dinosaur is a worthy opponent

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Cat are majestic noble creatures full of grace and poise, so you did not see me fall comically off that chair and scramble to me feet, nope couldn't of possibly happened.

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Yes, I now you put clean water in my fountain, but I want the sink water directly from the tap

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Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let meow let me out, let me out! out! out! out!

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Okay! okay! *opens door* Out you go

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*Stands in doorway*

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Yeah, nah fam *picks you up and puts you outside* go sit in the sun

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Let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in! in! in! in!

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Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let meow let me out, let me out! out! out! out!

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Okay! okay! *opens door* Out you go

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*Stands in doorway*

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Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let meow let me out, let me out! out! out! out!

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Mother please throw my mouse so I may chase it for it has stopped moving on its own.

Why are you upset?

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What is this? a bamboo plant?

How thoughtful, I am going to have so much fun dragging it around the house, hope you weren't attached to the vase it was in.

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It has arrived, spring is here. The windows have been opened. Now to sit and chatter at the birds and squirrels.

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What is this 'pup cup' I have heard about from the neighbor's dog? And how do I get one?