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This blog is run by three cats. The Void, Orange Bobedtail, and a black and white spotted with one braincell

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Oh hello spare human you are home again,

I see,

now don't bother me while I await mother's arrival.

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Unfriendly reminder to keep the beans clean

No one wants beans that smell of litter

CLEAN THEM!!!

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Matted fur is annoying,

You should never ignore it,

Get your human to brush it out before it gets bad enough that they take you to get a professional bath

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Ooooh, are we playing the blanket game spare human?

Alright I am ready, the blanket will be no match for me-

hey don't put me on the floor I need to be on the bed to play

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Look spare human I have learned how to retrieve the tp roll for you

See I can get my arm through the tube and pull it out of its plastic prison, now you won't be stuck in the bathroom were predictors can ambush you

Yes I know you can reach it from there, for I have gotten it out of the plastic for you

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Mother I am a spicy kitty

The rumors of me running from strangers entering the house has been greatly exaggerated

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Oooh new dress clothing that is in contrast to my fur? They shall never look clean again

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What is thunder?

That it's just the cloud kitties playing tag across the sky

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Story time /cautionary tail

Once while exploring the forbidden room while the spare human was in the deep freeze box, I happened apon a new sort of box, it was silver and mesh like, similar to the boxes they kept me at the rescue before mother found me, but there was a difference.

While investigating this box there was a loud snap and suddenly the entrance was gone, the spare human had left the room by this point and the other cats had fallowed hoping for treats, so I was left to call for help

Luckily they had not go to far and the spare human heard my cries for help and eventually got me out of the strange snapping box

What I learned from this was to be cautious of any non cardboard boxes I meet in the future

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I don't like strangers

Their allergic?

To cats?!?!

Well the saying goes "kill them with kindness"

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Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

* the Human speaks*

Mother!! Mother is that you? What has happened? your head fur has changed!!?

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Time to stare at the ghosts and make them uncomfertable

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FYI

Older cats just like older humans can go snap crack pop, they can also get stiff.

This will not stop they from playing and zoomies, but you might want to leave a heated mat on for them to relax on after all that hard work playing

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I am the mighty centipede slayer, protecting mother from those many legged fiends.

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Spare human would you put the good blanket on your lap for our naps time?

Yes I know it is 2 degrees shy of hell but I want the good blanket

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Oh joyous day

Mother has brought me a new scratching box. I shall treasure it for the rest of my life

Well time to get to work

*Scratch scratch scratch*

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Mother I seem to have need of your assistance.

Please do not ask how I got stuck on the curtain, but rest assured the moth will pay for this