achroous

idk

[your-mommy-ems]

Juliette: I hate Warner so much. He's such an awful monster, I want to kill him, I can't believe I missed his heart, I should have--

Warner: *pets dog*

Juliette: Shit.

[tys-kitty]

Me after remembering that all my crushes are fictional men written by women and no real man could ever compare to them

[alwaysbeenasmartgirl]

my favourite trope is when someone believes they're hard to love and someone who loves them like it's breathing

[a-chroous]

"I'll shelter and adore you" and I'm SOBBING with my dad in another room acting as if he's alone in our house

[a-chroous]

i love being the first gal to tell my guy friends that the Deadpool 3 trailer is up excitedly and when i get them hyped up i become even more excited to inform them that The mr Darcy is in it

[a-chroous]

Hazbin hotel? more like How's been your relationship with your father?

[princessevajacks]

jacks the prince of hearts = biggest slut/loser

jacks of the hollow = biggest loverboy/malewife

[ouabhs]

jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.

[wajjs]

sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving

[wajjs]

HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO

[wajjs]

please don't do this to me

[pwout-deactivated20230202]

more girls should be complete losers

[anthyies]

this is so funny i

[leahgardner-art]

cadmium red 🔥 all oil on wood panel, by me, 2022

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Does free will exist?

[catgirltoofies]

yeah

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[whiskerknittles]

Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE

[lastvalyrian]

1 ingredient pie recipe: buy a pie at the bakery

[lone-nyctophile]

Confide in me, and watch how I turn your every sorrow into incandescent poetry.

[surqrised]

“I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”

— Paulo Coelho

[icedcoffeewithoatmilk]

Thinking about the person at Netflix that thought this was a good place to crop the newspaper