Convoluted Creature

Always Alliterate NSFW at times. My likes were my porn blog, but now I have one for real (cuddleswithcum).  Mainly Mobile and Very Gay.

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[gaycism]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[betterhaircut]

good morning

[wetjoints]

Pumpkin bitch

[trustmeimafaggot]

This man could kill me if he wanted too, and with my last breathe I would say “Thank you Daddy”

[wetjoints]

This is a picture of me holding a pumpkin.

[wetjoints]

It’s that time of year again

[jame7t]

cats are little narcissists because they will see you upset or troubled and they’ll think “you know what would help? a healthy dosage of ME” and they’ll headbutt you and snuggle you.

anyway it DOES work so I can’t fault them

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[altuzorra]

[anxietyproblem]

[slaygentford]

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

[nineherbscharm]

[fagonetta]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Make use of that Camry dent

[c0rpseattack]

[albertnatural]

Part 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

KING👏SHIT👏

[surprisebitch]

malcolm in the middle? more like malcolm as a bottom

[882]

[unrulybabyhair]

[gaygerian]

Phone don’t even know what to suggest 😂😂

[puppy-papi]

I-

[chardofthestars]

Me @ my ditto who’s just a breeding machine that never leaves the day care

[whoredrigo]

Ditto @ me:

[occurian]

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