Obsessed™

A fandom blog lightly seasoned with reality

[freakingsoulmates]

Game of Thrones WISHES it was on the same level as the 100 with ruining the entire legacy of a show with one episode. 

[sne-ed]

Bellarkers, Bechos and Clexas can we please all put the hate aside and unite in the fact that Jason is a fucking asshole and we deserved better anyway

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

instead of the shitty live action cash grabs disney SHOULD have just re-animated all those absolutely wild direct-to-video sequels they did back at the turn of the century. 

like am i the only one who remembers when Aladdin’s dad was the head of a mafia and gate crashed his own son’s wedding?  

or the time Pocahontas went to england and had to deal with the insanity of wealthy racist colonialists (and with 17th century western underwear, and incited a wee bit of rebellion & a prison escape whilst there)

and that time Ariel had a daughter who inherited her mother’s terrible negotiation skills

or how we got a Lion King II with the return of our old favorite characters plus some very good all-new ones

or the movie equivalents of the tried-and-true fanfic trope of characters just plain having flashbacks about fun stuff that wasn’t in the original canon

also the ugly step sister had a redemption arc, Timon and Pumbaa and Buzz Lightyear and Kronk got their own movies, everyone went back to Atlantis, we met Stitch’s siblings, Jafar returned the dirty old fuck, and Quasimodo fell in love

these movies were FUN and made on tight budgets and are PERFECT for re-adapting, and instead we got the Cats version of the lion king, disney what the FUCK

[beliza-dicbar-bts-source]

[stackthedeck]

Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

[padmeamdala]

when nairobi called tokyo a ‘brainless piece of shit’ i felt that 

[starsfor4ever]

James: *comes home late at night passed out and carried by Matthew

Will and Tessa: ha ha lightweight

[technically-human]

What is love? Baby don't hurt me

[donnasweettttttttt]

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

[kittnpaws]

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

[kittnpaws]

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ

[aughtpunk]

Merry Christmas to one and all

[jathis]

Leia and Han fucked in a teddy bear house

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THE EWOKS WERE WATCHING

[deltasquadformingup]

I can’t remember where, but I know I saw something from canon about Han or Leia remembering “That night under the trees on Endor” and now I have to know exactly what that refers to. Have we not suffered enough

[lazarusii]

Wait wat

[supercell-vortex]

Han and Leia were down to clown in care bear town

[reddskyy]

i still can't get over the fact kylo ren saw into the future with him & rey as emperor and empress and was just like "god. ideal timeline" and then chased her through the galaxy to make it happen. legend

[consultingfujoshi]

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

[consultingfujoshi]

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

[accidentally-stealing-names-dea]

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

[closetedguyy]

Can you not just say Garfield please

[eternalgirlscout]

the thing i love about aang and sokka's friendship is that they're both very smart and clever and capable individually but you put them alone in a room together and they immediately become the definition of the "my last two brain cells" meme

[nunyabeeznis]

[beatlemeat-archive]

the mickey mouse clubhouse dances are SO funny

[beatlemeat-archive]

WHAT kind of dance is this!!!!!!!!!

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

They just know how to party…

[coolxatu]

thats the Hotdog Dance you ignorant fools

[arcticmonkeysproblems]

[pemberlaey]

I can buy that the force can bring people back to life but I REFUSE to believe that someone fucked Palpatine