a-dira

[ardhangini]

choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[artwoonz]

By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

[gettingfitwithcrossfit-deactiva]

I love different.

This is different, and simple, and for some reason it just made my day.

[vii-xvii-xviii]

There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to share your life with somebody.

- Augusten Burroughs

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

[helpingg]

“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her”

— Pan’s Labryrinth

[fldms]

[zoiodlula]

[kazeself]

wow this is a mood

[delicateavenuegardener]

Please don’t let your friends do this to you either

[tienetumbao420]

In a MARRIAGE , this is a whole different situation. It’s called respect . Y'all can still be friends , but the only best friend you should be having is your spouse 🤷🏾‍♀️

[gaysexhaver666]

Incorrect, You’re possessive and need to tone it down

[pastelpinkpunk0-blog]

In a MARRIAGE, that is called ABUSE

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[synqra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPuuYI5Bxpb/

[kovae-deactivated20130609]

[wilwheaton]

There is some good in this world, Mister Frodo, and it is worth fighting for.

[ouijatxtremade-deactivated20180]

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

[hatimindirenateist]

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

it be like that

[love]