"What an awesome blog"

-said no one ever about my blog

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

[alraunee]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[thumbtackjuicyfruitspork]

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

[weirdlandtv]

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[preposterousness]

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

Literally me cooking

[mooglemain]

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

[a-drunk-giraffe]

Suve väsimus

Kahe päiksekiire saatel

Selgineb lähemal vaatel

Et vesi on külm ja tühi on hing

Varsti saab läbi aastaring

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[kittiezandtittiez]

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[patrontaints-deactivated2019090]

My boyfriend sent me this and I’ve never felt more called out in my entire life

[wtfjapanseriously]

[awwww-cute]

[returnofsupermancaps]

[pickleston]

[botan]