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Brainrot |she/her| |pfp by kiwiiimiwiiiii|

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[creatingblackcharacters]

Wondering why this video I shared of a white man with all of his skin showing and his penis prominently protruding in his underwear is not being marked mature... But a Black woman's back fat got marked mature... A Black woman's skin got marked mature the moment I shared it... HMMMMMMM.

[creatingblackcharacters]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[creatingblackcharacters]

THATS CRAZY

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL

[kosmogrl]

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

[kosmogrl]

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[anachronic-cobra]

This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright

[hapalopus]

If you find this interesting, look into extended mind/body theory :)

Author: Rachel Bourbaki Category: Philosophy of Mind and Language Word Count: 1000 Can your mind be outside of your body? Typically we think

[thatfandomhoe73]

I think there’s a teaboot(?) post about this with a huge security cam system

[teaboot]

Yeah I get twitchy when I don't have my eyes

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Unwilling wunk

[cipheramnesia]

Bruh you got fuckin grabbed

[anais-ninja-bitch]

when i GETCHA

[sarkos]

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[introsquirrel]

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[mug-of-beans]

Alternate universe where Lex Luthor has two passions, killing Superman, and getting that hot reporter Clark Kent to pay attention to him.

Clark thinks this is because Luthor has found him out and that this is some kind of power play that he always gets invited to Luthor’s events with personalized cards that say stuff like “If you don’t come I might just do something drastic.”

[mug-of-beans]

“See the way he’s looking at me Lois. He knows I can’t touch him here and he wants me to know it too.”

Lex: *trying his best to make fuck-me eyes at Clark and coming off more sinister than intended*

[mug-of-beans]

40% of the reason Lex hates Superman so much is because he views Superman as his primary rival for Clark Kent’s affection. The other 60% is normal Lex stuff.

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[himewarlock]

Breekon and Hope

[lizardsmp3]

fuji for first podcast guest when