A Side Blog To Feed My Witcher Obsession

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[catgrub]

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[rhysdarbinizedarby]

Got to work on this wild and hilarious show and make some lifelong friends along the way. Go and watch @ourflagonmax season 2 now!!

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[vendi03]

*twirls hair* i dont fucking care but what else did he say about me??

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

It just occurred to me that the entire crew of the revenge probably thinks that Stede has a clinically miraculously sized penis because none of them know the true depths of how bad Ed's taste in men actually is. Like the thought occurred to me because Archie was imagining a completely different type of guy. I bet that the crew are like very sure that it's something about sex and that they've all got a betting pool. Stede's cock is huge, Stede's got a weirdly long tongue, Stede has no gag reflex, Stede knows a crazy sex trick we can't even conceive of, and of course Lucius, who is the closest to the truth, has 12 doubloons on "Blackbeard is a bottom and Stede's the first guy who's agreed to top him in the past 10 years." The betting pool was forgotten when the English Navy attacked but they could pick it back up and add Archie to it at any time

[simper-maximus]

,,I don't even like spiders, that's why I wear those black leather gloves"

[the-late-one]

"Flower Ed isn't real, he can't hurt you."

Flower Ed :

[ladyannemarie5]

Me:

[a-filling-less-pie]

I really want to start writing again but can’t find any motivation. Searching for prompts and suggestions!

[mhi-i-tumani]

абсолютно не извиняюсь :‘DD

[misterkarchie]

Jaskier's butt bow just keeps getting bigger

[misterkarchie]

He can also fly with it

[wolfythewitch]

There will come a poet whose weapon is his word 

[westmoor]

my ONLY issue with how the fandom depicts Lil Bleater is the descriptions or situations inferring that it’s a sweet and innocent and placid thing, happy to be handled or placed or cared for

while anyone who’s ever known a goat know that they’re inherently cursed and terrible animals (and that’s how, unlike sheep, they survive)

[westmoor]

@kageygirl yes.

Geralt: I might bring Jask-…

Vesemir: Is it another fucking goat?

Geralt: No?

Vesemir: Good. Bring it, whatever it is.

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Bold of you to assume that Jaskier will not climb the pile of rocks and start screaming, also.

[depsidase]

[eldritchscholar]

#the wild hunt

[bluedillylee]

When your witcher won’t wear flowers with you

[darkverrmin]

jaskier: i hate that grumpy, white-haired, ungrateful son of a bitch. cannot believe i wasted so much time writing songs about him. i don't want to see his stupid face ever again.

jaskier, 0.00001 seconds after reuniting with geralt: if you don't put your arms around me and hold me gently and lovingly while i do the same, i'm going to scream

[punk-jaskier]

Saw someone say Barbie Horse Adventures is better than The Witcher 3...

Why pit two bad bitches against each other?

[punk-jaskier]

Barbie would not stand for Roach being called "ugly"

[roughentumble]

a sorcerer curses jaskier for his “endless chittering” and turns him into a squirrel. it changes shockingly little about his and geralt’s dynamic

[roughentumble]

#geralt is kind enough to comission a tiny hat &vest for him when squirrelskier pushes over the requisite number of coins from his own purse #and jaskier gets to ride roach now! though he spends most of his time clinging to her neck or saddle in mortal terror