El Jefe

25-year old maverick in Ottawa. Working away at an LGBTQ+ NGO. Trying to be decent, funny, and memorable.

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When Marie gets sent home first in The Challenge: Invasion

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when you log into grindr in a new city

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When you’re trash but you still got some style

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You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.

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When someone phones me instead of texting, regardless of what I’m doing

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March 15th:

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When I'm watching my favourite show and people won't shut up

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When I'm introducing a fun new drinking game but people just wanna play boring ol' beer pong

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Me buying booze after work on a Friday

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When I'm focused on schoolwork then get distracted by the Internet

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When somebody says they don't eat carbs

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When somebody brought tequila to the party

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When someone asks me about my interests on a first date

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Talking to freshmen

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When my roommate reminds me it's my turn to clean the toilet

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When somebody's in the Express lane with more than 12 items