#gretchen weiners

[racetrackhigg]

“maybe in another universe we aren’t a trio serving cunt”

the other universes:

[denniswithoutmakeup]

The Gang as Mean Girls Characters 💗🌟🌸💄💋✨💌 🎀

Dennis Reynolds: Regina George

They both have main character vibes, they’re both spoiled, bratty and short-tempered, they’re beautiful obviously, and impressionable. They are both seen as ring leaders, they’re both controlling of others while terrible with self control. They’re both self absorbed and overly emotional with fragile egos. They both suffer from binge eating disorder and use sex to their advantage. They’re both creative - they’re both cute little scrapbook girlies - and they are both calculated, entitled, and conceited. Everyone around them follows their orders, but they’re also dumber than people think and easily manipulated. They are both vain and obsessed with body image, they can both turn on the charm when they need to, and they have matching resting bitch faces.

Random Parallel: Dennis needing to wear a girdle // Regina not fitting into her prom dress

Mac McDonald: Cady Heron

They are both two-faced, sycophantic and obsessive, particularly with one specific person. They are both overbearing and always find ways to climb to the top for their own benefit. They’re both more manipulative than they come across, and they are both deceitful and untrustworthy. They both kinda came from nothing, and were originally pure of heart. They both lie and use people, while acting as though they are innocent. They are both sly and conniving in more underhanded ways, and they are both unreliable. Both their initial intentions are often good, and they both have a habit of both play both sides so that they always come out on top.

Random Parallel: Mac feeding Dennis Mac n Cheese // Cady feeding Regina Kalteen Bars

Dee Reynolds: Gretchen Weiners

They are both very jealous people, and they both get egregiously sidelined. They both go out of their way to defend someone that doesn’t give them the same respect, and are pushed around in spite of being feisty at their cores. They have both been beaten into submission and lost who they are along the way, and they’re both deeply insecure. They both turn on people quickly and they are both happy to throw anyone under the bus if it means they will get what they want. They are both often left out, and neither of them are ever taken seriously by their peers.

Random Parallel: Dee’s Golden Goddess Speech // Gretchen’s Julius Caesar Speech

Charlie Kelly: Karen Smith

Respectfully, both are dumb, but also both not quite as dumb as everyone seems to think. They are both the most likeable in their circle and both rarely engage in the same conflict that the others do. They both have interesting brains and they both are illiterate and blatantly struggle academically. They both stray from societal norms in varying ways, and they are both favored the most by the “ring leader”. They are both uninterested in what everyone else around them seems to be caught up in and they are also the most reliable and straightforward.

Random parallel: Charlie’s Phantom of The Opera costume // Karen’s sexy mouse costume

[DISCLAIMER]: when including the side characters, I do believe the dynamic changes a little and would personally swap Dee and Mac - Dee would become Cady to match Artemis and the Waitress, and Mac would become Gretchen meaning that charmacden would be the plastics - but what I have written above is how I see the main four. Below are some silly add-ons about the side characters.

Side Characters

The Waitress: Janis Ian

Maureen: Aaron Samuels

Cricket: Kevin Gnapoor

Artemis: Damian Franzese

Carmen: Ms Norbury

Barbara: June George

The Lawyer: Principal Duvall

Uncle Jack: Coach Carr

LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS!!!! ✨🌟💫

I truly do not know who Frank would be

inspired by beloved @twirlyhatcharlie and their amazing post about The Gang as The Muppets

[lolathelooptyloop]

my girl noticed but never seen, my girl forgotten in her own story, my girl cursed to be seen as mean, popular and self-centered when in reality she only wants to help, my girl desperately trying to stay the happy one when she's dying inside, my girl misunderstood by the characters, my girl who will never have someone love her as much as she loves them, my girl :(

[putting-eddie-munson-in-places]

put him in mean girls perhaps?

on wednesdays he wears pink (that one hellfire shirt that got put into the wash with wayne's new red flannel)

(bonus screenshot below the cut!)

[nataliealynlind]

AVANTIKA VANDANAPU and BEBE WOOD

as karen shetty and gretchen weiners in mean girls 2024

[june-rambles]

who introduced them to tumblr?

[vicposter]

fanfic so good i have to pull up tumblr and shitpost about the character

[toxinoire]

More Mean Girls Headcanons

• Regina definitely got bangs (The Reneé Rapp bangs💖) post canon

• She has a faint scar under it from the bus, because while her back is her main thing, she did gash her face.

• Karen can quite literally guess your entire personality with the sweetest and kindest smile in existence

• She'll just end up giving you an existential crisis while being all :D

• Janis has a stash of candy everywhere she goes

• She's a fucking sweet tooth

• Damian has to make sure she brushes her teeth

• Gretchen actually has the best immune system out of all of them

• And then when she does get sick, she cannot get out of bed

• Cady is feral as hell

• Don't be fooled by the height and the charm

• Seriously if you even think of being a dick to her friends she will punch you, no hesitation

• Damian and Gretchen became besties immediately

• After everyone made up, Cady's first initial reaction "AW YISS A REAL FRIEND GROUP"

• And then Janis painted everyone

• Gretchen cried

• And then Cady cried

• And then everyone cried

• "What's so great about literature-" And then Regina emerges from the shadows like "Sit your ass down and listen to me go off"

• Janis and Regina once got into a debate with five people about the nuances of the Iliad and The Odyssey

• Damian is sure someone pissed their pants

• Karen's just happy and generally just excited about fluffy blankets

• Sometimes, Regina and Cady take turns calling Gretchen at around 8 at night to gently remind her to sleep

• Gretchen forgets to sleep because she overthinks what she should do the next day

• "Gretch, I know you're anxious, but we're here and we'll help you. Now go to sleep so you have energy tomorrow."

• "Please go to sleep. Nothing is predictable. Things will go off the rails. On the bright side, we're stuck with you and we are now automatically going with you when it does."

• Both of those actually help

• Janis and Damian once made everyone mini pride shoelaces with their respective flags

• So every pride month, you see six teens in white shoes with shoelaces have whole ass gradients of different pride flags

• It's iconic really.

• Regina's vocabulary is either "Fuck off" or "Your presence is like a fucking housefly circling all the food on the table, leave me be" depending on her mood

• The first time they ever saw Karen be so utterly terrifying at someone was when someone catcalled them.

• The boy cried

• Cady likes to literally poke people for fun

• She also has a collection of dinosour figures

• "What if I-" "No."

• Janis collects FNAF plushies like they're pokemon

• She has multiple plushies of the same animatronics

• Her favorite is Lolbit

• She has six animatronic plushies in particular standing on her highest shelf sitting next to each other with handmade nametags of her and her friends on each one on who she thinks could be who

• She's Lolbit, Damian's Bonnie, Cady's Funtime Freddy, Gretchen's Glamrock Freddy, Karen's Chica, and Regina's Roxy

• Gretchen and Karen are everyone's hypewomen

• They'll be screaming like soccer moms whenever someone in the group has an achievement

• Cady normally sucks at history but she loves medieval history

• She got so into it so much that she got into weaponry

• This child can very much use a bow and arrow

• And a sword

• She got Regina into swordsmanship

• They duel. A lot.

• It scares the others sometimes

• Gretchen's way of threatening Janis is "I'll use your favorite paint to make the worst color gradient in existence."

• It works

• Damian has a love/hate relationship with the insanity in this friend group