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employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

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me on the first day of september

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Gilded Eeveelution Drawings by Virize

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rotting

Ok i didn’t expect that

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severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

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*Slytherins remain silent*

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“hellroo” ???

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This is so cute that my friend cried when I showed it to her

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IT’S ALMOST OVER THE GARDEN WALL SEASON MY DUDES

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love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

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Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

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Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.