I think I'm a phannie now?? idk they're very funny

She-Ra, The Owl House, JatP, all the gaayyyyy.God bless Planned Parenthood. Autistic/ADHD disaster bi who just wants everyone to be healthy and happy and safe and have rights and leave me tf alone in my treehouse.

[insomniac-ink]

First pride with Phan being real btw

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[pawberri]

If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another

[pawberri]

Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots

[pawberri]

"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you

[professionallyunstable-deactiva]

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

[rainforestgeek]

It's novel and refreshing when I don't care about something. It happens so infrequently

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[yesornopolls]

Do you keep a commonplace book?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 24

Commonplace books (or commonplaces) are personal notebooks used to compile any information the owner finds interesting or useful. They can contain notes, proverbs, adages, aphorisms, maxims, recipes, quotes, letters, poems, tables of weights and measures, prayers, legal formulas, and other professional references.

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Yes and you're reading it now

[rainforestgeek]

No but that's a great idea

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[evilkitsch]

"Interstate 55 carries 10s of thousands of abortion seekers out of southern states to Illinois, where abortion is legal. I-55 is covered with horrific, shaming billboards. Shout Your Abortion put up 6 good ones, to show love & affirmation to those making the journey." x

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[bigbigbigtruck]

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

[rainforestgeek]

Block without shame

[teashoesandhair]

OK lads but. Why is the r slur coming back. It's 2026. Why am I hearing so many of The Youth use this word liberally and at whim. Do you need me to ground you. Do I need to sit you on the naughty step. Do you need me to strap you into the Learning Chair and deliver a 4 hour lecture about the history of the r slur, ableism, and why using that word is neither big nor cool. Or do you just need me to punch you in the mouth.

[gayvampyr]

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

[wastrelwoods]

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

[stone-stars]

[ID: A black cat laying contentedly on a frog plush]

[xostrawberrymlk]

I see alot of fics where Shane “isn’t good w kids” bc he’s “awkward” but tbhhhh my biggest headcanon is that actually (before meeting uncle Ilya, whom would be the fun uncle, Shane is still a fav however) uncle Shane is the Pike kids fav uncle, but Shane doesn’t baby talk kids. he speaks to children of any and all ages like they are adults (which is better for their development - which is why he does it) and Shane is actually REALLY good w kids.

[potatounicoorn]

I'd also feel like he would be really good with like, angsty 15 year old teenagers. Does he want anything to do with them? Probably not, but/and thats why those teenagers will follow him with stars in their eyes like little ducklins, because there is nothing wannabe tough teenagers love than to have a cool guy nonchalant role model to follow (and he kinda loves it, because fuck yeah hes the cool guy now take that Ilya).

[rainforestgeek]

I relate to this very deeply. The kids at church liked me because I (autistic like Shane) didn't talk down to them

[ladyorlandodream]

[rainforestgeek]

Bro completely misunderstanding what color seasons are

[amyisnotonfire]

being a newgen phannie is so amazing because what do you mean I basically know all the lore and I don't have to edge for over a decade to see if phan is real, plus I get so much content all at once

edit: i just remembered i didn't get to watch ii or tatinof 💔

[sconesfortea]

Phil: I've grown out of nightclubs, dont want to go

Dan: I actually love drinking & dancing & wish I went to clubs more often

Phil, instantly: when are we going?

[rainforestgeek]

I'd love to go drinking and dancing if it weren't for the risk of creepy men feeling me up

[itsonlyanapple]

my mum's older than dan's mum

[rainforestgeek]

So is mine but I'm also closer to Dan's age