open onions

i really love pajay and vaason and sebaciel and kamukoma // they/them

[a-jo-ke-blog]

..damn i havent been on here in a while

[staff]

[cosmicdetoxilatte]

“Normal Bad Boy” I’m going to be a Team Rocket grunt…

[hey-bobert]

Long stump? So like… A tree?

[staff]

Yes, April 23, a perfectly normal tree

[a-jo-ke-blog]

im a disappointing pile of dirt lmaO

[moon-frox-deactivated20180312]

Shipping two fictional characters is not actually harmful. But you know what is? Harassing someone for shipping two fictional characters.

[dalish-empress]

shipping abusive, pedophilic and incest ships r actually harmful u know why??? cause fiction actually affect real life and real ppl :)

[a-jo-ke-blog]

whoa whoa pal slow down.

so because it affects people (we’ll use the word ‘trigger’) everybody who enjoys it automatically has to stop what their doing and cater to what offends them? friend, buddy, pal, chum, my dude, my guy, just because it triggers SOMEONE doesn’t mean it triggers EVERYONE. nobody on planet earth has to make sure you don’t get fucking offended or hurt unless they want to or feel required to. end of story.

you can’t force people to just say ‘oh shit this triggers you?? let me stop right now immediately and cater to your specific needs regardless of what i think or feel about it!’ because it doesn’t work like that.

[dalish-empress]

your literally a sebaciel shipper so I’m not rlly interested in ur opinion… anyway this isn’t about triggers it’s about that this shit is literally damaging bcs it’s normalize and romanticize it so yeah it’s fucking gross and u should stop.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

how cute, that you think i'm a pedophilia apologist when i ship sebaciel strictly romantically. so guess what? by definition, it's not pedophilia! shocker. i mean, if you actually did your research, maybe you would know that. surprisingly, as a survivor, it's not damaging to me in the slightest so i don't know what you're talking about sweety!! : ) anyway, this kind of is about triggers since ships usually damage people by triggering them first and then sticking them in the aftermath later. also, because i ship something doesn't make my opinion any less valid than yours!!

and besides, all of that negativity? that's also your fucking opinion. but, instead of dismissing it like you did mine, i'll take it into heart and crush it like i usually do.

[tigeri102]

someone wonder traded me this poor darling and im determined to be her best friend to make up for her asshole OT

[tigeri102]

her name is Hattie I love her

[tigeri102]

im so proud of her!!

[tigeri102]

she’s gonna be a contest star I believe in her

[tigeri102]

She’s so close!!! but first…

looking good, hattie!!

[tigeri102]

She did it!!!

[pencil-peach]

I’m so proud of her

[tigeri102]

!!!!! there she is!!

[a-jo-ke-blog]

im very proud of this baby please love her

[moon-frox-deactivated20180312]

Shipping two fictional characters is not actually harmful. But you know what is? Harassing someone for shipping two fictional characters.

[dalish-empress]

shipping abusive, pedophilic and incest ships r actually harmful u know why??? cause fiction actually affect real life and real ppl :)

[a-jo-ke-blog]

whoa whoa pal slow down.

so because it affects people (we'll use the word 'trigger') everybody who enjoys it automatically has to stop what their doing and cater to what offends them? friend, buddy, pal, chum, my dude, my guy, just because it triggers SOMEONE doesn't mean it triggers EVERYONE. nobody on planet earth has to make sure you don't get fucking offended or hurt unless they want to or feel required to. end of story.

you can't force people to just say 'oh shit this triggers you?? let me stop right now immediately and cater to your specific needs regardless of what i think or feel about it!' because it doesn't work like that.

[moon-frox-deactivated20180312]

Shipping two fictional characters is not actually harmful. But you know what is? Harassing someone for shipping two fictional characters.

[fish-wife-is-bae-blog]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[unbaileyvable28]

Well I mean Abusive, Incestuos, and Pedophilic ships can trigger (yeah I know this word is funny haha) people who have been in these situations and come out with ptsd. If someone who was abused by their partner happened to see an abusive ship it could seriously hurt them. I don’t know how people still don’t understand this? Just tag it right so survivors of this don’t have to see it.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

friend buddy pal chum not EVERYBODY has to cater to your fucking trigger warnings. having triggers and expecting people to abide by them to 'protect' you is pathetic censorship. people are aloud to enjoy what they want no matter how it affects you. just because a certain amount of people dislike something and are affected by it does not mean in any way nobody else can enjoy it. so, before you go preaching about how it 'triggers' people, consider the fact that nobody has to cater to your personal needs and ideology unless they feel it's needed or required of them.

another tip: DON'T LOOK AT THE SHIT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE. STAY AWAY FROM THE TAGS. IT'S NOT HARD.

[postingwhileblack]

Let’s not pretend he’s white and make this viral!

[art-angelsz-deactivated20170721]

How to make a cute thing about race In One Simple Step: 

[unpopular-opinions-of-2k17-blog]

how to insert unnecessary comments about race into any post: a novel by black tumblr

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

Anyway… this is so cute! 😍

[cheshireinthemiddle]

They ruined it

[a-jo-ke-blog]

agreed. the 'all white people are racist’ bit in there ruins how pure and wholesome that man is.

[this-old-stomping-ground]

[imaginarybatman]

So something that bothers me.

I came out to my therapist as transgender last week and it didn’t surprise her because plenty of people my age call themselves transgender. I had to explain to her that I actually experience gender dysphoria before she said “Oh! So you’re actually transgender!”

Because people who don’t experience gender dysphoria are identifying as trans, my therapist and doctor did not take me seriously at first. You guys are making it more difficult for actual transgender people to be taken seriously and get the help we need. Stop identifying as trans if you’re not dysphoric because you are actually causing harm.

[qimick-deactivated20161125]

To all the assholes who pretend it harms no one

[ohhhhhnoolmaooooookk-deactivate]

what so am I not allowed to be trans or nonbinary if I’m comfortable in my own skin? It’s taken me years to accept my body and to become happy with who I am so fuck you dude, you don’t get to dictate who I am because you’re dysphoric. “Stop identifying as trans” AS IF IT’S MY FUCKING CHOICE OR ANYONE’S? Who the fuck do you think you are?? 

[totoro-totori-deactivated201706]

Being comfortable in your skin is the exact opposite of dysphoria, which yes, medically is required to be trans.

You can be a feminine boy or a masculine girl without being trans, and more power to you in that case. You’re not trans.

That’d be like someone saying “well I think a girl is cute so I’m a lesbian, even though I’d never be with a girl and I’m happily in s hetero relationship”.

You can still think girls are cute but it doesn’t mean you’re a lesbian.

And, it’s awesome you’re comfortable in your body. I’m jealous, since I have body dysmorphic disorder. So seriously, please stop trying to take away from actual trans people or those with other kinds of dysphoria. It’s selfish and cruel and sickening.

[ohhhhhnoolmaooooookk-deactivate]

Sorry but you don’t get to dictate how trans I am by how much dysmorphia I have, which you actually have no knowledge of. 10 years ago I might have met your twisted, disgusting standards of what it takes to be trans, but by this time I’ve learned how to love my body even if jealous trans people and ignorant cis people don’t want me to. #transisaspectrum

[imaginarybatman]

If you have dysphoria, you’re trans. If you don’t have dysphoria, you’re not trans. How difficult do you dense little fuckers have to make this?

[ohhhhhnoolmaooooookk-deactivate]

cool, thats your opinion. Mine is that you don’t have the right to tell someone who they are. I’d expect a trans person to understand that the best but apparently I’m wrong. Or maybe you’re the one who isn’t trans….

[imaginarybatman]

So you’re telling me, a person who has actually struggled with gender dysphoria my entire life, that I’m not trans? Just to give me “a taste of my own medicine”? I don’t care what your fucking stance is in an argument. You don’t fucking misgender someone you dense cunt. @jetpack-jenny lmao

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

god someone take me out

[a-jo-ke-blog]

please kill me.

@imaginarybatman

 you don't have to go through a cycle of dysphoria and come out just trans. you can come out agender, a demigirl, a demiboy, ftm, mtf, the same as you were before (cis), or just whatever the fuck you feel most comfortable in. 

gender dysphoria is about not knowing which gender you belong to, and questioning your own identity. it's hard as hell to get through dysphoria alone, and people who are suffering through it don't need people telling them they have to transition to the opposite specific gender because they're confused.

having dysphoria is about questioning your gender identity, and therefore you don't have to transition to the opposite gender once you figure it out.

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

you know who loves me? radish

[redheads-n-pineapplepizzarule-d]

Utterly adorable.

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

thanks! he appreciates it :)

[cosmic-espero]

Ghhhh you’re both beautiful

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

thank you dear :)

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

is that a stuffed animal? I can’t tell

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

he is

[a-jo-ke-blog]

u are both incredibly gorgeous what is this

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

thank you :)

[a-jo-ke-blog]

yw

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

you know who loves me? radish

[redheads-n-pineapplepizzarule-d]

Utterly adorable.

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

thanks! he appreciates it :)

[cosmic-espero]

Ghhhh you’re both beautiful

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

thank you dear :)

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

is that a stuffed animal? I can’t tell

[arduousangel-deactivated2018061]

he is

[a-jo-ke-blog]

u are both incredibly gorgeous what is this

[byrdee-deactivated20190806]

after much self loathing i finally decided to post this

i hope you guys like it aa

[a-jo-ke-blog]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[droppingmycumberbritches]

Eating meat  = killing animals = murder

Don’t justify it.

[ugh-feminism]

[ldevstuff-deactivated20170216]

enjoy your cancer you scumbag

[pattythenest]

You wish cancer on someone who eats meat?

What on earth is wrong with you

[ldevstuff-deactivated20170216]

I DIDNT WISH IT -THEY ARE GETTING IT THROUGH THEIR OWN CHOICE TO EAT CORPSE-DEAL IN SCIENCE AND FACTS YOU IMBECILE IN DENIAL

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU IS THAT YOU ARE SOCIALLY CONDITIONED TO MURDER AND CONSIDER IT OK TO BE A SPECIESIST PIECE OF SHIT

[super-spark-liz]

>Strike one: Anti-science. Charming. >Strike two: Wishing harm upon other sentient beings. Savage and degenerate. >Strike three: “Speciesism”. Pardon? That only never applies in a moral capacity. Lower animals have always been used as: beasts of burden, transportation, food, survival, etc. I suppose you are one of those people who also hate nature, since it’s much more savage than humanity. You are acting like a depraved beast.  >Strike four: Animal husbandry ( Something every civilization ever will learn to do because food is required in its many varieties.) is now equivalent to murder and rape of other sentient beings.

Perhaps you should read a book. Learn some history, study some biology yourself. Learn some experiments. Perhaps you will learn something worth mulling over with the few brain cells you have.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

mur·der ˈmərdər/Submit noun 1.

the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

“the stabbing murder of an off-Broadway producer” synonyms: killing, homicide, assassination, liquidation, extermination, execution, slaughter, butchery, massacre; More

any questions?

[droppingmycumberbritches]

Again. A definition and word created by humans.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

sorry, i didn't get my latest goat dictionary, i can't seem to find it anywhere. since you clearly got the updated edition, care to just link the website you ordered it from? thanks. ; )

[officialtinyqueen-deactivated20]

Im so uncomfortable now…

[a-jo-ke-blog]

speak to me babe

why are you uncomfortable

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[fillerrose-deactivated20161224]

Well that was fun.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

please just love me cleverbot

[cwote]

women do not have to

be thin

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

be feminine 

be graceful

have sex with you

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

listen to your bullshit

[bands-and--tvshows]

What they have to

be happy with who they are and what they look like

find someone they love and someone who loves them back

love themselves no matter what

[a-jo-ke-blog]

don't love yourself if you killed someone. don't love yourself if you raped someone. don't love yourself if you abused your child. 

don't love yourself if you are a horrible person, women.

[a-jo-ke-blog]

me: not all men rape yaknow

radfems: well a LOT of them do so i can hate them if i want

radfems: not ALL feminists say that yaknow

me: well a LOT of them do so i can hate them if i want