[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[dogboytits]

They really said “sorry”

[everythingfox]

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

[whores-deactivated20150225]

Don’t cry because its over

[whores-deactivated20150225]

cry because you’re ugly

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[catchymemes]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Imagine how much more he would make in those 10 seconds if he pissed in a Gatorade bottle

Amazon also doesn’t pay anything in federal taxes and a lot of their workers are on government assistance. That’s really fucking cool. that’s where government regulations should kick in.

[football-in-tuxedos]

Profit is the unpaid labor of the masses

[failnation]

21st Century Macgyver

[a-bottled-star]

W H A T

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nuclearhearts]

[catchymemes]

[ireallydontcare5]

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Apparently not being able to see Bill DiBlasio half-heartedly wave to a crowd that is fighting to the death over two stray Chipotle “Homo Estas” coupons means that they have stolen Stonewall from us

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Like straight-up if you think the year they cancelled Pride was a bigger betrayal to “our queer heritage” than the year they let the NYPD have a float, fuck you

[kiixiies]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

i

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

pope: … and take this bread, which is my body,

chat:

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

yeah sure fuck it why not 

[the-emblematic]

[missjukebox8bit]

there are only two genders: austin powers and dorothy from the wizard of oz

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[ghostwheeze]

buzzfeed unsolved underappreciated moments (1/∞)