Floop the Pig

Dillon, 20 Hardcore gaymer, pop fanatic, ENTP, Aquarius and all round proud nerd. Multi-fandom gooey-ness, Bioware, Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter, Destiny, Bethesda

[simbaminusone]

a girl knows (x)

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[tanookitoes]

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

[moonsofmoons]

This, was a journey.

[did-you-know]

The Temple of Quechula was built in 1564 and abandoned in the 1700s because of a plague.

Source

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

plague church emerges from the water.  totally cool.  normal.  not an ill omen or harbinger of doom at all.  happens ever y day

[thetasteoffire]

2016 continues

[onlytwitterpics]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

everyone who reblogs this will get nothing in their inbox from me

reblog it and receive absolutely nothing you treacherous prunes

[malefincense-deactivated2017071]

Jfc you’re supposedly 15?

Good luck with employment.

This generation is fucked in so many ways.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

what

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

mcdonalds job interviewer: we were gonna accept your job application for line chef me: nice mcdonalds job interviewer: but then we found out you called your 52,000 followers “treacherous prunes”. Get out. get the fuck out me: What thefuck. what the hell! My generation is fucked in so many ways

[a-lovers-revenge]

Me @ Blizzard: where👏🏻are👏🏻the👏🏻Halloween👏🏻skins👏🏻

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somewhere out there is a factory that makes dildos. Workers spend long hours on the dildo machine, toiling to support their families. Quality control inspectors ensure every dildo is made to spec. Engineers ensure dildo production is lean and efficient. Managers review quarterly dildo profits.

[maurypovichofficial]

me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*

someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?

me:

[blacephalons]

This whole website needs some form of deity to pray to.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[celebritiesandmovies]

Hayley Kiyoko – NKD Magazine

[platholyte-deactivated20170718]

I’m screaming

[rosygl0w]

Alaska is sending Aubrey home next week!!

[japanesebonustrack]

a gay who likes to drink beer?

sounds like internalized homophobia to me

[borntoslay]

[jeauxanne]

me: i hate beer

lady gaga: i love beer

me:

[eyecantread]

Damn, Rose Quartz is savage af. 41 pieces and put in sale at Walmart. No wonder Jasper took it so personal.

[veliseraptor]

[anduinsholydick]

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

[librarian-raichu]

No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

[tamamoland]

are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

[niuniente]

Maybe it meant everything 2016 has brought to us so far…

[trapcard]

priestmahad:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

[homofied]

*blank Grindr profile that’s 60m away*

“I liked your jacket the other day”

[veryharam]

Someone is gonna want to nut in u someday

[nurserygrimes-blog]