toast

hi. im back. sorry for the silence. life moves on.

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[princesstigerbelle]

Alright everyone here is a masterpost of my cats facial expressions… enjoy

[princesstigerbelle]

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s more

[matithecatto]

alwayms reblog The Primcess

[cecaeliawitch]

stuff like this is why i haven’t deleted my account yet

[sigmasuperior-deactivated201812]

@nagunkgunk

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[headwardo]

orignal post x

[oldcraigfinn]

why does this make me laugh every time?

[pikachuperfect]

It’s back im so happy.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foodandanimalgifs]

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

[wistful-pigeon]

Is this Chewbacca’s ghost

[aurel1us]

Jesus Christ.

[brighteyesandstardust]

these beautiful creatures…. look like that underwater

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not hiring someone because they have tattoos completely ignores the fact that they clearly have no issues with pain or commitment.

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[olanrogers]

#ripvine Even though I only ever did like 9 vines 😂

[mishi-mish-mosh]

THIS CAT’S NAME IS FUCKING STARSCREAM

[transformers-why]

IM LOVING THIS SO MUCH

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You may have only made 9 vines but they were iconic and deserve more recognition.

[mariogolf-deactivated20160726]

slowly approaching bear

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

the bears will be in eventually

[ww-swagabond]

Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

[gravegospel]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

He nyooms

[wistful-pigeon]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt-deactivated20260716]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[dogmurderer]

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

😁

[dyke-selkie-deactivated20250326]

Imagine: A small furry man, full of bees, with many knives!

[dyke-selkie-deactivated20250326]

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other players from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.