a mechanical mockery

rules | ooc stats Cobalt. I've decided to make an effort to socialize. A pleasure. {independent shapeshifter metal sonic rp blog that is run like he runs this blog. currently hiding his identity as metal sonic. is canon divergent after sonic heroes, feel free to say hi!} {re-established october 4th, 2025}

[bluekraken]

Brooch with hand forged fine silver lily of the valey flowers on a sterling stem. The leaf is a polished and sealed circuit board inlaid with opals.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

But it is truly fascinating that I've met people who I dislike more than Sonic.

...Sonic is a complicated topic right now.

On an entirely different note. Hello.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

However I try my best to be civil because I dislike the idea of being a disappointment and being punished for it.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

There are some people that I interact with occasionally where I am trying my hardest to be civil and succeed only in barely concealing my hostility.

It's truly incredible that I am absolutely abysmal at social interaction and still manage to find others who are worse in such a way that it genuinely pisses me off.

I suppose I should be more understanding, but I've decided that I loathe people who seem completely unable to talk about anything other than themselves and reject others giving their own thoughts entirely for................ some mysterious reason.

[victini]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

[a-mechanical-mockery]

{btw, if we're friends/mutuals and you play sonic rumble much or are thinking of playing it, you are absolutely welcome to add me as a friend i still have spots open. it's a pretty fun fall guys like game. except the skins are exorbitantly expensive so i do not advise spending real money on the game.}

{i feel like i had something else i was gonna say but then i started shaking my frappuccino bottle and forgot what i was gonna say.}

{my id is F197930BE1D5067F0352FE67BF6F490AB and on there i'm currently Ylva with a metal sonic icon because of course i am.}

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I don’t know what this post is trying to tell me

[predatory-lesbians]

the missile knows where it is

[galaxywarp]

it knows this because it knows where it isn’t

[harpieisthecarpie]

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[creepy-crowlies]

@a-mechanical-mockery: I don't know the situation, exactly, and I'm sure someone has already suggested this already, but you could always pick a name you'd like to go by. …I do hope I'm not offending.

You are not offending. It's just not something we've discussed. In most cases, it's been fine, but it is inconvenient to explain.

It sounds ridiculous.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

That's fair enough. If you'd like to talk about it privately, I'm open to it. I have a migraine that I'm going to sleep off, but the offer is open.

I doubt it will sound very ridiculous to me. At the very least, I've dealt with my fair share of ridiculous situations.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

{one of the funniest interactions cobalt has had with his sonic so far is that he made fun of sonic by sending a video about how sonic can't spell and so you have to spell out treat or else}

{and im like buddy. you are WORSE than sonic when it comes to treats. ever since you made yourself capable of eating youve been like :] i desire sweets. i deserve a coffee/hot chocolate and a little pastry. every time i am angry with someone i am owed a little treat to stay my hand and shut my mouth}

[a-mechanical-mockery]

I need to harass the Doctor more, actually. What I've done so far is simply not enough.

[strikingskeletonsiege]

CAUSE LOW STAKES PROBLEMS! GET 100 TINY ANIMAL FIGURINES AND HIDE THEM IN PEOPLE'S STUFF! MOVE WHERE THEY KEEP THEIR SHOES! SPIN THE COUCH AROUND AND WATCH THEM BE CONFUSED ABOUT IT! LOOSEN THE SCREWS ON EVERY CABINET IN THE KITCHEN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! PICK OUT EVERY LIGHTBULB AND PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE!

[a-mechanical-mockery]

Ah, see, a lot of this would inconvenience my roommates, who I don't particularly want to piss off. ...the animal figurines could be doable though.

...I do know one of my roommates would certainly be interested in a fight though. Omega likes to cause a great deal of property damage due to the fact that he either cannot or does not aim.

I suppose I have plenty I could do and haven't been looking too much into it.

Thank you for the ideas, however. I'll keep them in mind.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

I miss causing problems. I'd like to cause problems. Do you think I'd have significant success if I just started asking the people I know if they want a fight?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[a-mechanical-mockery]

I saw myself in a character in a show and I don't like it. I only have so much room for introspection.

[a-mechanical-mockery]

Sonic has informed me that he's currently blinking one eye at a time.

I understand what that's like. Those were never times I was doing well.

I may offer some assistance... I could possibly take a look around in his head. Not that I don't think Tails can't handle it, it's just that I'm curious.