sweeter than a donut (with maple glaze)

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

animal crossing villager: ahdjsjdhdhf, you know what i mean, honk?

me: fucking superb you funky little anteater

[louisandthedagger]

THE POWER

[paper-fairy]

“Amelie has no boyfriend. She’s tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, she cultivates a taste for small pleasures: dipping her hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.”

— Le fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain, 2001 

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[myfathersatunnel-deactivated202]

my computer broke 5 months ago and i just got it back and i found this in one of my folders 

[cowpokeprose]

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

[ravens-play-exy-too]

[superbestiario]

[ecstaticwaters]

Malls Across 80s America by Michael Galinsky

[cussypat]

hmm might rewatch fleabag for the fifth time to boost my unnecessarily high expectations even after knowing the fact that I'll never have the opportunity to fall in love with a hot priest so I'll just torture myself by watching this heart squeezing scene again and again just to find out that at my very core I'm a w-weaky

[fourdrinkamy]

[aliveandfullofjoy]

g o d remember that moment in The Social Network when the lawyers are asking Eduardo about how much his shares were diluted and Andrew Garfield icily says “point zero. three. percent.” and then the music is doing its thing and everyone sort of sits in that moment and Jesse Eisenberg has that look of cloistered anguish???

that’s cinema babey

[tibby]

there are no words

[hbabnvanbn-deactivated20200603]

me, 6 glasses of merlot deep, ranting on the back deck of a strangers party to a girl I met in the bathroom 5 minutes ago

[10987654321-archive]

there are no words

[mymansteverogers]

[queerpyracy]

what books were you assigned to read in a class that you still hold a violent and bitter grudge against

for me it’s into the wild and the scarlet letter

[jumex]

Me getting the mail: always be fuckable

[desertpups]

he gets it

[aka-maggie]

[vivienvalentino]

If he asked me again, I think I would say yes…  Do you think he’ll ask me again?

LITTLE WOMEN 2019, dir. Greta Gerwig