ThatAAABattery

[agendervortex]

The ending of A Study in Pink is lowkey annoying asf because like. Sherlock. Sherlock you are so smart. Surely you can work it out.

Also, you literally only need to have watched The Princess Bride to understand the cabbie's game; both were poisoned and he had built up an immunity to it. I understand that even if Sherlock has, for whatever reason, seen The Princess Bride, he has probably deleted that information but like

It's not just The Princess Bride

It's also like,,, a poem about a king, and also just sort of generally good knowledge to have when you work with solving murders. Sherlock you should know that taking small bits of poison over time can allow you to become immune to the aforementioned poison

[agendervortex]

I just thought of something potentially terrifying

Reepicheep meeting the Wee Free Men

....

The world would end

[buff-shizun]

EVERYONE GO HOME! I HAVE THE PERFRCT SVSSS AU!

Everyone is a jellyfish.

[agendervortex]

Annabutch is the yuri that Clamanda could never be 😔

[blozs-blog]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[fartsy-artsy]

Merlin s5 basically

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[aqueerkettleofish]

Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

[gastronauticsyd]

The Screenshot (2014)

[fredersen]

The Reblog (2014)

[toratiger-deactivated20211204]

Bahahahaha love this

[processintegrated]

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

[grumpygreenwitch]

The Revival (2026)

[schattenhonig]

The “The original?!” (2026)

[spacefinch]

@world-heritage-posts @worldheritagepostorganization

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

The “Nomination for World Heritage Post” (2026)

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[agendervortex]

Someone please draw Butch in her canonical six inch heels I think she deserves it

[valetcorgi]

basically the amazing digital circus

had this idea in my head all week sorry

[fly-chicken]

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

[honestlyvan]

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

[findingfeather]

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

[delicatefury]

People (me) will report you for this (I will). If you are spamming the tags, someone (again, me) will click the little report button (and I will enjoy doing it) every time they (I) see your unrelated posts clogging their (my) search.

Do not tempt me.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I will add that nine times out of ten, it is obviously, verifiably spam. Like, links to random websites, porn, ads for shit, scams, all that jazz.

So if I see your post in the mix, I will treat it the exact same way.

[sunderwight]

Fun game to play if you've got some time to kill and you're full of spite: go to the tumblr "explore" page and look at the top 3 trending tags. Plug those three trending tags into the search bar (so like, #art #popular fandom #celebrity etc).

You're almost guaranteed to get results that are 90% spam bots and people violating the TOS to try and boost their posts by deliberately crosstagging them. Go forth and report.

[thehighvisionary]

Sat in the airport

My friend: why cant teleportation exist

Me: No. Bread.

[gaychaosoof]

The need to write phm fics/bloodymary is great. But the inspo is lacking, any ideas?

[agendervortex]

Simon with plants. Any kind of fic where Simon comes out of the submarine (which has either been picked up by the Hail Mary or by the Eridians and taken to Erid) and finds GREEN and promptly falls in love with the GREEN (and maybe the cute guy who seems to be the only other human around)

Please? 🥺

(it's very important that this be a post-submarine fic. This man has never seen any plant that wasn't The Tree or whatever it was called before in his life and he is suddenly dazzled and bewitched by the GREEN)

[dbsht5]

🩸: What are you working on, Ry?

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie