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@a-p-day-in-hell
It really is worth every second
(Source)
he really loves clementines
Corona changed us all
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
Go to your room
i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭
i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet
with somebody who loves me
these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
Cat loves showers. (via)
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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Are you fucking kidding to me?
This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long
one time i said to my friend “vitamins are fake” and what i meant was “i am dubious about the efficacy and health benefits of over the counter multivitamins” and what she heard was “i do not believe in the existence of vitamins in our food or in the world in general”
and she nodded very seriously and said “why do you think that?” and halfway through my rant about how necessary is it, really, for something to contain 3000% of your daily requirement she went “oh, good, okay”
and like, shout out to her, because if one of my friends had told me they thought that calcium was a government conspiracy i would have started roasting them immediately no questions asked
happy new year
obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death.
ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF
angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”
the angels watching Cain kill Abel:
The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:
This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.