Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Alive & Well

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[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mayra-quijotescx]

[Video description: A classical musician in hanfu absolutely shredding while on a small boat floating down a river. End description.]

#craving a wuxia type story of a travelling bard that has a reputation of being cursed or working with demons#but shes just nosy and pisses people off on purpose to make them drop their guards so she can upend their whole world n find rot underneath#and she does this while being sloppy and poorly mannered on purpose#but also extremely badass and elegant when she needs to get shit done#and she ALWAYS makes a fucking Entrance wherever she goes#shes the bad guy#most people know if you let her into your village she'll bring destruction in her wake#but the people who REALLY know know that the change she brings is usually for the better#like the death tarot card#.........HEY SOMEBODY WITH MORE TALENT THAN ME- (via @spookymodernjazz)

HELP I NEED THIS TOO

[minerva-is-a-robot]

"absolutely shredding" does not at all convey that she is playing "Bad Guy" by billie eilish on her electric sanxian

[panoramaaa-deactivated20250601]

[singerin]

Where's that omg not to be a lesbian thing when you need it. I'm too distracted by the hotness to google it.

The competence. The strength. The completely casual execution of skill. That leather belt and all of its compartments and whatnot. Mmmm.

[injuries-in-dust]

[lionofchaeronea]

Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.

[bogleech]

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

[luxflora]

[pfaugh]

Operation Condor - Wikipedia

[xeansicemane]

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

[popstarryeyed]

as someone who's been a hozier fan since 2015 hozier's "don't propose during cherry wine" visuals are so fucking vindicating you don't even KNOW. like i've been fighting in the "don't romanticize cherry wine" trenches for YEARS and now i turn to see my fellow soldier is hozier himself

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

[lovehael]

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[naamahdarling]

Maybe spread this link compassionately in online spaces where these people might see it. This is extremely important.

[queensheebs]

what a legend

Nothing can match this energy

fun fact: these are actual vocal warm ups he would do, and used this as a way to interact with the audience while being able to stretch while performing .

also he was a witch and he used it as a spell like look at that power

[homesweetgoodneighbor]

This performance at Live Aid literally was unlike anything anyone had seen. No one, and I mean, NO ONE has ever owned a crowd like this.

Other performers have literally said since, “Freddy basically changed live performance forever and left us NOTHING.” (affectionate)

I am convinced he was blessed by the gods. He was a fucking herald for said gods or something. Hell, there’s that vid of the Green Day fans waiting for the concert to begin and fucking singing in perfect fucking harmony to Bohemian Rhapsody! Freddy isn’t even alive and he still fucking commands a crowd!

Full performance:

[lencse]

Igen ❤️

[jedipirateking]

If this passes through making the rounds and I don’t reblog it, I’m dead.

[bubobubosibericus]

adding THAT video

[thisonesatellite]

adding the green day crowd singing bohemian rhapsody video for reasons.

[anarchistmemedistro]

AI haters build tarpits to trap and trick AI scrapers that ignore robots.txt

Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.

[megaceros]

love that energy

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[kayfabe-is-king]

“By God, I’m good.”

No ma’am, you are fucking great!

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[teratomarty]

[athelind]

Guy & Brad Gilchrist, 1984

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

[waytoomuchinformation]

As a movement professional who helps get people out of pain. This is a fully pretty great and relevant for a lot of people.

[inkskinned]

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

[wolfythewitch]

Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

[curioscurio]

i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

[dduane]

As they said in that movie: "I'd buy that for a dollar."

(The concept. [Not the prompts.] And so, so definitely the begging.)

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[froginapicklejar]

[teethwreath]

incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving

( created by stixywixy | video on tiktok )

[ruffboi-mags]

*WHEEZING*

[notyouramelie]

@torlibram