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i need to go to sleep NOW but oh my god fraud

"Chris with a k" ok chrisk what now. michelle with a sh? shichelle

Ooooohhhhhh time create a new oc :]] *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes one of them allo so that they can move past their romantic feelings for an aro character and have a deep platonic relationship where theyre both comfortable* *makes them aromatic asexual* *makes them aromatic asexual*

having vivid dreams is so weird because wdym last night gojo got pregnant with geto (Not getos baby BUT STRAIGHT UP GETO LIKE HOMEBOY WAS JUST INSIDE GOJO) and was genuinely upset when Geto just appeared as a fully adult man and gojo didn’t get to birth him out himself

#please don’t flop #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu geto #my dreams are weird as hell bro

callizinc

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

(two tears in) I’m sad

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feldfrog

Limos are such a stupid status symbol. Like yeah I'm rich. Did you see how long my car

cutecipher

1 million beers in: hi.

donotfollowthisaccount101

Instead of beating the dead horse beat your meat!!!!!! 👍👍❤️🌹

callizinc

Every time it's hot out and i complain about the summer sun and heat someone's always like "Well can't you wear something other than all black all day every single day" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bandalbitch

bro 😭😭😭😭 get a load of Me 😭😭😭😭 i genuinely Cannot be a real person 😭😭😭😭

crabussy

imagined my favourite character doing cool stuff while listening to a new song and got so excited that apparently the only appropriate physical reaction was to start jumping and kicking my legs like a leprechaun or a pissed off rabbit while breathing like I had just run a marathon. okay

starlighz

I need to get 100000% more annoying about being aroace, specifically the sex-repulsed and romance-repulsed type RIGHT NOW

one two three four I declare a thumb war five six seven ate I use this hand to mastuBAIT THESE FISH INTO MY HOOK HELL YA LETS GO FISHING MY SWAG DUDE HOME BROS LETS CATCH SOME BASS BRO THIS WILL AFFECT THE TROUT POPULATION WHOOOOOOOOO

#please don’t flop #Fish things ig idk #Based off of an old audio #trout population

seriousjones

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

yarking

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.