Shitposting Is My Passion

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[a-rebles]

Oh yah random text post but if ur a moot from twitter, my art blog is @a-reb! this is just my main blog for shitposts lol im just about to change this blog’s name to something else soon too so IEKRGBJNSDF 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[depsidase]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[astralcafe]

i hope people are aware that the dominant strategy in competitive magic the gathering right now is putting vivi from final fantasy 9 in a witch's cauldron to extract his powers

watch any tournament footage and you will see him being boiled in the corner, often on both sides of the table

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[tizzymcwizzy]

for the final project in my riso & letterpress class i created an artist's book about the last few weeks of my final semester at school! there was this very special collision of the artemis II mission, watching project hail mary, and spending time with my friends that gave me some really precious memories that ill treasure forever :)

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes