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ex0skeletal-undead

Unhung, colored pencils, markers, and white pen on red paper by apelure

thombalan

More on my Patreon 💙

Link in bio☝️

ghostelleart

she’s so tired

inspired by a tiktok audio in fact you can find the funnier video version on instagram

mousidy

ok wouldn't it be really really cool if we made a version of super mario bros with the spirit of those "reanimated" projects: every level is created from the ground up by a different dev (including mario and his movement and all the game mechanics) but reinterpreted mechanically, visually, and auditorally through their own artistic sensibilities

mousidy

powerup state, coins, and life count carry over between levels, and you have to restrict your control scheme to dpad + two buttons, but other than that there's no required consistency. you can reinterpret your level as an fps or make it a dating sim or whatever the hell go wild

scorpionlafemme

bigtittygothmom666

strawberryzn

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

turnipoddity

not me

crunchy-fox

Ever notice how you can bite, scratch, claw, drag, and use a doll in the most horrific of ways and it will eagerly follow your every word begging for more but the moment you say "It's my good little pogchamp, now hit the griddy downbad sexual style, with rizz" it will just stop and stare at you disappointedly?

dragongirls-library

the toughest thing about talking to cute girls online via text is when they start getting REALLY cute I wanna say everything to them in the softest sweetest way possible, and out loud, I can just change how I'm talking, but in text I sorta have to append :3 and <3, but I can't do that EVERY message or else that's boring and repetitive... I need more emojis with those vibes so I can do it more with variety

theriverbeyond

HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning

closet-keys

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

lady-of-vitreous-sight

repeated letter typos - a tier. very adorable, has a kind of sensory aspect that really adds to a piece of text. always a good option.

wrong word (homonym) - s tier. rarely impacts comprehension, while still implying the author has something wrong with it. essential technology.

wrong word (swypo) - f tier. perhaps the worst. frequently incomprehensible. i don't like you.

forgot a letter - b tier. a classic. can be quite cute, too, but situationally. important piece of culture.

keysmash - d tier. at this point you've just given up. why are we even here. barely counts as a typo in the first place.

letter substitution (nearby) - a tier. cute, frequently adds a fun textural element to reading out loud.

letter substitution (far away) - d tier. forced, embarrassing, why did you even do that? now you're just trying to mess up. do better.

repeated words - s tier. echolalia is cute. this is like echolalia again. echolalia is cute. an essential part of any typo-grapher's palette.

forgot how to spell the word - a tier. i like the image of it just sitting there and realizing it doesn't know what it's doing, but it's too lazy to look it up. innovative territory.

transposed letters - b tier. truly the thinking woman's typo. need i say more?

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.