Library Lover

They/Them-24-Scorpio-Queer my own wonder emporium except sometimes there are horrors

[a-silly-goofy-dude]

Heyo!

I changed my username! I used to be a-cool-funky-jam, but now I am a-silly-goofy-dude!

Thought I’d jump on the pinned post to organize things a bit.

They/Them pronouns and Queer 20 something here! Asks are open!

I used to annoy with my spooky/scary media obsessions, but I’m moving that over to a side blog.

AO3: a_silly_goofy_dude my current WIP is a Bill and Ted prom fluff fic that I swear I'll update soonish https://archiveofourown.org/works/40807713/chapters/102252123 

Side blogs!

shes-just-hovering : my spooky/scary media obsessions side blog! I figured not everyone is into that, so I’d spare y’all on main :)

inkblotsandquills : where i basically collect writing resources and images that make me think of the sapphic fantasy WIP I have

dateasapphicwho : I’m a mod here!

aestheticallyaly : aesthetic blog with lots of sunshine and flowers! my love letter to my very feminine younger self

godoyourhomework : studyblur that I’m usually not active on, but sometimes I am!

isitwoodsorforest : aesthetic blog of some nice trees where I have a few original pictures

You made it this far so you deserve a treat! Here are my fandom/character/ship playlists!

Steve Harrington!

Bill S. Preston Esquire!

Bill and Ted!

Evil Bill and Ted! 

Jennifer’s Body!

Damie! (The Haunting of Bly Manor)

Fuffy! (BTVS)

The Bronze! (BTVS)

MamoUsa! (Sailor Moon)

Twilight!

[flanbolt]

[powerfulwizard]

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

[powerfulwizard]

some girls get mistreated their entire lives and are still the sweetest people on earth and then some dudes get dumped once in high school and are 25 now and are like yeah…. ive been through some shit…. 

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[romanceyourdemons]

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

[dexfiles]

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[fairycosmos]

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[cloudabserk]

baby photos

[cloudabserk]

do fashion show

[angelbabymikaa]

sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor

[headspace-hotel]

There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.

The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line “You’re no elf! You’re an Elvish impersonator!”

Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I don’t even know

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

@petrichoraflora oh I frickin loved that one. My cousin did a parody of that one about a weedwhacker

[the-pirate-captain]

I’m not trying to evangelize you, l just want to share how l feel about Barbara Manatee