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Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

dinosaurrainbowstarfish

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

lytefoot

New best reply.

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caffeinatedvagitarian

headcanon that teddy lupin has a little “business” at hogwarts where he will change his appearance to someone and then go do whatever it is that person needs to do. like if someone needs to break up with their boyfriend but are too scared to do it, they’ll hire teddy and teddy will change into them and do it for them. or if they need to go serve detention but the professor is really shitty to that person and they can’t handle it, teddy will go to detention for them so that the person doesn’t have to deal with that professor. or if they are nervous about a date with someone, teddy will turn into that person so that they can practice talking to that person until they feel they can calmly do so. teddy just being a helpful person getting paid in sweets or tutoring or a drink in Hogsmeade

cannibalhello

Teddy is not available to serve detentions with Professor Longbottom, who can recognize his mannerisms too well (“Honestly Teddy, your godfather makes that same face.”) or McGonagall, who took one look at him the first time he tried and announced that he could serve his own detention the next night.

caffeinatedvagitarian

I approve of this addition. 11/10.

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon

Tonks would approve.

ironicallypositive

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Hide Them a novel by Rubeus Hagrid

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Note From The Author: I shouldn’t have told you that…

thecollectibles

“Scary Potter” series by Dylan Pierpont

bloodydamnit-deactivated2018120

the entire time im looking at those all i keep saying is, oh my god. oh my GOD. oh MY GOD. OH MY GOD. these are STUNNING

thelostknee-deactivated20210422

Whoa

i-tried-and-i-lost

WOW

billy-crudup

Fantastic Beasts The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) dir. David Yates

mugglenet

The Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald teaser trailer is here! See it in theaters November 16.

emmafrost

Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone in the new Crimes of Grindelwald Trailer

somanyofthekids

honestly the idea that this Dumbledore

was thirsting after this Grindelwald

is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.

But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.