My name is Sweet Pea and I'm an old woman with one foot in the grave and the other foot in a puddle aw shit I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is wet fuck now i have to go change my socks. Come for the stories, stay for the barrage of memes and G/t fluff. If you want to know anything, feel free to ask! (Icon by @remordposthume)
James MacKinnon, ultimate giant, best fake oc i ever didnt make. We made it to seven years married just this november. The minute we met, all the nondescript giants in my fantasies became him.
Thank you for the time we spent together; sorry for the fics i never finished or posted, you group of goobers were a bunch of pals to me, and I am grateful to have found you.
Crumbl Cookies Actual Chocolate Chip Recipe from a former employee who is no longer bound by their NDA:
to make approximately 35 cookies (or 140 minis!):
ingredients:
2 pounds of SALTED butter
1 pound of white sugar
1.5 pounds of brown sugar
8 whole eggs
4 pounds of flour
*half an ingredient pack* Crumbl has an ingredient packet that goes into their cookies to make sure that no one but corporate officially knows their recipes. however based on what is missing from a standard chocolate chip cookie recipe and what happens to the cookies if you forget the packet I have come up with this solution
5 tablespoons baking soda
5 tablespoons baking powder
2.75 pounds milk chocolate chips *** Crumbl originally used Ghirardelli but switched to their own brand in the summer of 2021.
Instructions:
preheat your oven to 290 degrees F orļæ¼ 143 C
soften your butters in your microwave, this step is crucial. you want them NOT at all melted, but soft enough to mold with your hands easily
put your butters and sugars into a large bowl, itās easiest if this is a stand mixer, but if not an electric hand mixer is fine. you *may* attempt this by hand but i would recommend you donāt.
if you have levels choose your most medium level and beat your butter and sugar for 10 minutes. seriously. and itās probably not done. scrape the sides, if there is any resistance itās not done. the texture youāre going for is like passing your spatula through a cloud. you should feel no resistance, the mixture will be light, fluffy and if you feel it between your fingers it will be silky with *slight* sugary texture. imagine applying it to your face, itās a daily cleanser not a weekly exfoliant.
when youāre pretty sure you got it to the right texture go for 1 more minute just to be safe.
now thatās over with turn your mixer down to 1, and add half of your eggs. let them mostly incorporate. all yolks should be broken and you should only see slight streaks of yellow. then add your second half of the eggs and look for the same consistency.
scrape the bottom of the bowl to make sure no yolks are hiding down there!
now add your flour all once! yup! mix it on low *just* until you see a dough start to form. There should still be plenty of unincorporated flour!!!
then add your chocolate chips.
mix until you have a smooth and consistent mixture.
crumbl cookies weighs each chocolate chip cookie at 5.5 ounces.
my best approximation is that youāll be making about 35 cookies so go for that if you donāt have a scale.
the shape of the crumbl cookie can be achieved by making a large ball of dough then tearing off the top to leave a ripped top. those cracks and spikes are part of the signature. so you can skip this step if you just want a good cookie recipe.
*if you want to make the minis like Crumbl does for catering the weight is 1.3 ounces and the bake time is 10 minutes*
place on a parchment lined baking sheet leaving 2 inches between each cookie and the edges of the baking sheet. You can fit 9 on a standard cookie sheet.
bake your cookies for 16 minutes!
*important* i know the temptation to eat the cookies directly out of the oven is great. BUT. the cookies actually are not done baking fresh out of the oven! they bake outside of the oven in their own heat for 5 minutes while they cool! so wait at least 5 minutes or 10 if you have self control!
You know, watching Goncharov entirely through the medium of tumblr posts shared by people I follow isnāt significantly different from how I experience a lot of media these days.
Goncharov, House of the Dragon, equally real to me.
It was an exceptional delight to commission @aceouttatime for this scene from an upcoming chapter of The Rescue, I literally can not tell you how much my heart is just wanting to explode right now oh my gooodddddd ;-; <3 <3 <3
The man looks as gorgeous as ever, and thank you so much for taking such an incredible care of this piece and this moment.
The Rescue and The Stranding are still on hiatus, but for those who would like to read them, feel free to click their titles to be directed to AO3.
Thank you again so so so much, darlin'. I'm gonna be staring at this for a very very long time, hahaha
Imagining trying to explain Goncharov to a non internet person. Well it's a homoerotic 1970s film about a Russian-Italian mafia that never existed. People are adding bits of canon on according to their own tastes like it's arthuriana. It came from a shoe.
I was feeling sad, so I thought: how about doing things that give me comfort :D Atlas pouting in situations where he thinks about how cute she is šāØ
I know everyone talks about Ice Pick Joe, but letās be real, that scene where he finally kills GilĀ āthe Grillā McGilicuddy? Brian Dennehy STOLE IT.
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