paint the town blue ('cause, baby, red is so passé)

tempest | he/him | lover of wet beasts, wednesday or no

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[rolypolypellmell]

Tardigrade corn maze at Treinen Farm in Wisconsin.

[panidanya]

the person who remembered about its knights au and has been sketching it religiously for the past month

this au exists since 2023 and i've been returning to it from times to times but this time it's serious....... i've been possessed. it was fun before but now i'm really starting to come up with the story and characters relationships. these are almost my ocs at this point😭 i've never been au guy and never loved to come up with stories and stuff but this one is so special to me

[gammelgaedda]

shirts that will give the pod matriarch a heart attack

[yan-wo]

[bonfires-n-hares]

White Horse Hill, print from the Green Wheel Oracle (source)

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[elmayordelosdiez]

Nikolai Dubovsky, Silence Has Settled (1890)

[succumbing-song]

[lichenaday]

I got lichens growing on one side of my car because I park in the same direction every day. Any chance they'll damage the paint or can I leave them?

Yeah, they probably will. Or more correctly, they already have. But I am on team lichen in this debate so I would argue that you should leave them, paint job be damned. But that is totally just me.

[dietspam16]

everyone has paint on their car. how many people can say they have lichen.

[lichenaday]

Plus when was the last time the paint on your car converted carbon dioxide in oxygen??? (probably) Never! Lichens>paint

[oilpalette]

Reflecting My Grace & Radiating My Sovereignty, 2019 by Calida Rawles (American, b. 1976); Acrylic on canvas, 84x72 in

[annabelle--cane]

a vampire's long term fwbb (friend with blood benefits) making an idle remark about how it was a struggle to handle the aphrodisiac in the bite venom for the first while but now they're used to it and know to expect it and the vampire saying "hey um. so I don't have any bite venom. like at all."

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[loveridden1999]

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.