From A Tropical Island

Jeannine. Socially awkward gay girl who loves writing and anything that makes me laugh. Very happily taken.

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[mothersnewsofficial]

[goodmanthethird2]

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

this is like, the opposite of loss

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[smellestine]

it really is though, dang.

I mean you can find patterns in anything if you really look but…

[leftysupremacy]

loss but played in a major key

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ansonmount]

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

[c-bassmeow]

me after one activia 

[keyblademasterconnor]

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

[whereisthenew]

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

[meganandnicky]

[theotheryongbok]

[culturenlifestyle]

Enchanting Bookworm Inspired Digital Illustrations by Simini Blocker

NYC based illustrator Simini Blocker understands the enchanting world bookworms revel in. From Hogwarts to Neverland or King’s Landing, Blocker captures the spellbinding imaginative realms literature has introduced to us with vibrant colours, gorgeous brushstrokes and fitting quotes from our favourite authors. You can find her gorgeous illustrations on Society6 and Etsy.

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[bklynlibrary]

Happy #BookLoversDay! 

[eggogorgon]

Isle of Dogs (2018) dir. Wes Anderson

[mydarktv]

Wes Anderson // Filmography

[talesfromthecrypts]

Isle of Dogs (2018) dir. Wes Anderson

[smittenkittenmn]

[cocknurse2-deactivated20190914]

sex for the first time

[aviholic-deactivated20160802]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

[surprisebitch]

needs more lube

[liammartin1o1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[australiansanta]

until we yeet again…

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog]

this passed the bechdel test

[prasejeebus]

When Ariana Grande hits the high note in “Into You”

[looneytoonz242]

WTH is this 😂😂😂