A hodgepodge of shit

23.

[c3po]

oh this ones bloody peeved off u can tell

[vaspider]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[addelburgh]

[s-unflow-r]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Okay sometimes I see an AestheticTM post that’s kinda odd and I keep my mouth shut. But no more. This is too much for me.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[saiasus]

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

Clear Skin & A lot of money

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.

[damn-shawty]

Do the Harlem Shake 

[demigoddities-deactivated201811]

oh my god

[gasterrific]

ah fuck

[littlelassgt-blog]

Do The Harlem SHAKE

[ironwoman359]

Oh…look on, children, and weep as you are faced with memes from when I was your age…

[randomslasher]

fossil meme

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[malscare]

the thot thiccens…

[scp-4999]

the first wave of Naruto runners realizing they have 10 more miles of desert to run through to get to the actual base

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[kalichnikov]

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

[thivus]

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

[kalichnikov]

[odins-wolf-12]

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

[scope-dogg]

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

[gunsandcuffs12]

What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.

Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.

[scope-dogg]

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve

[teaboot]

I’m a bag of anxiety but also dense as fuck which is a great combo in social situations because when I screw up it plays off as sheer confidence

[teaboot]

“Eating a sandwich,” I answer happily, to what seems to be a positive reception. I finish my lunch and leave the cafeteria. Halfway to class I realize that junior kid meant “what’s your major at this institute,” not “what brings you to the cafeteria” when he asked what I was doing here. He laughed at my dry humor, thinking my jape funny. Little does he know, I am but a witless fool. I will now stress binge an entire loaf of pretzel bread and sleep for twelve hours

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[lubricates]

the sexual tension between me and no one