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Only when the lights are out, we can be ourselves. My blog is a combination of nature, modern architecture occasional wit, wood(s), and m'aesthetique. I will also post relatables and glimpses of my life.

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[all-pacas]

guys i have to show you my favorite house of all time. words cannot describe. have you ever wanted a house with a pool because do i have the house for YOU

2 bedroom, 2 bath, a nice exterior. i like the red door and red chimney!

the kitchen, i thought, opens up to the backyard/pool. it's not quite my style but i think they were going for some 70s futurism and i don't hate it, you can work with it!

huh, the living room seems... small.

not a huge fan of the bathroom and second bedroom, but...

wait, this is the master bedroom? can i get a layout on this thi--

oh

[aropride]

[fractiousrvt]

Everything about that layout is Certainly A Choice but...

Wtf is this nonsense???

Why are there 6 rooms labeled bath???

Why are they all clustered together around that one room???

Why does one single room have direct access to 3 of them???

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET IN THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT??????

[inkonablock]

Can we talk about the insane pricing history, too. This is clearly a nightmare to sell.

[inkonablock]

OK SO I HAVE INFORMATION

This house was not originally a house. That's why it's weird as shit. It and the house next door were built as a single property in 1948. The 'Master Bedroom' was a glass enclosed hallway connecting the two. See this plan from when the properties were subdivided into two in 1992

Previously, both buildings - which were really one building - were owned by a Robert H Belsky. He sold the building on the left (the main house) in 1992 and retained this weirdo building.

This is the main house (left) with our Weird Fucking 'House' sort of of behind it to the right. There's no listing photos of the main house as the person who bought it in 1992 still owns it, so it's never been listed on the internet.

The Main House is ~3,000 sq ft and has 4 bedrooms and 4.5 bathroom. It sits on just over 3/4 of an acre and is valued at about 600k

This was a BIG house for 1948. I mean it's a big house for now but it's an enormous house for 1948 (assuming none of tat square footage is from later additions)

[all-pacas]

selling the house and moving into the pool house………mr belsky i salute you

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[klapollo]

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

[klapollo]

TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.

So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"

(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"

(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).

IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[walk-up-songs]

A forever banger from da share zone

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[mugiwara-lucy]

Yeah I said something similar yesterday but we can NOT let what happened to Renee Good cloud what happened to everyone else at the hands of these SS Demons!!!

Because we can’t disregard one person if we’re for human rights!

[guerrillatech]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The guy who makes these posts in the hvac subreddit a lot and I love his memes

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Some of my favorite by him

[achillesinhighheels]

[softwaring]

mountain spectre moving up as the sunsets

[pandora-s-shit-deactivated20220]

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

[devinwolfi]

bold of you to assume im not

[joyfully-it-devours]

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

birdy.., !’

[meow-moment]

Yep that's what it's like

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[goatsgomoo]

Or they get the former Navy SEAL that they use whenever they need a guy to wear a mask and claim to have been part of whatever group they want to propagandize about.

[toloveviceforitself]

Wow dang yeah that sure is him

[transgender-puppygirl-terrorist]

important to know that its the guy who made this post also!

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[self-loving-vampire]

[weirdness-is-good]