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baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet
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baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!
baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet
It's one type of pain to miss your mom, it's quite another to see her making a post about her missing her mom because then you realize that she's just a kid too
B-bbbbbbnana banana babana bababa nana a branbdamannana bread
I need help finding a post. I think it was on Tumblr?
Anyways, op was talking about their name change and how they were going around to change the dead name on their files. In one part they were at the dentist and told the person at the desk that the name on file isn't correct or whatever and the receptionist absolutely slaughtered them, completely roasted them, something along the lines of "did your mom pick that name too?"
The post was really funny but I can't remember how it was worded so I can't just do a google search.
I found it!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZW_koptVxx/?utm_medium=copy_link
I need help finding a post. I think it was on Tumblr?
Anyways, op was talking about their name change and how they were going around to change the dead name on their files. In one part they were at the dentist and told the person at the desk that the name on file isn't correct or whatever and the receptionist absolutely slaughtered them, completely roasted them, something along the lines of "did your mom pick that name too?"
The post was really funny but I can't remember how it was worded so I can't just do a google search.
Thesis publication update
Hi all! You may remember me as the person who was writing a thesis on Johnlock. I know many of you have been wondering when you might be able to read this thing, as promised, and I have made progress!
Iâve done some research into publication options and I would now like to ask for your input. How would you like to read my thesis? Would you like a printed copy? Do you have accessibility requirements or price constraints? Let me know! Itâs completely anonymous so please be honest. It will only take a couple of minutes, just click the link below:
TJLOâs âThe Elephant in the Room: Authorship, Queerbaiting and Sherlockâ Audience InvestigationÂ
This is a very quick survey to look at how people would most like me to make my thesis âThe Elephant in the Room: Authorship, Queerbaiting and Sherlockâ available for you all to read! There will be a free digital version of some kind, and Iâm also considering a limited run of print copies, if people are interested. Iâm also looking into what reading style people prefer, so when I edit it for publication, you will all get the most out of it!
Thank you so much for taking the time to fill this out. Much love!
Hereâs the thesis book I made and handed in for marking, as an example of what a physical book would look like.Â
Tagging anyone who has previously shown interest in may thesis posts plus the usual suspects under the cut, message me to be added to or removed from this list!
Keep reading
Thank you so much for tagging me. I honestly forgot about this đ I can't find the account you tagged me as, maybe it was 9-ish ships because that was my username at one point.
the 20s are soon upon us
things to include
flapper dresses
jazz music
sex positivity
womenâs rights
renewal of arts & culture
increased immigration & cultural sharing
sequins
eyeliner
things to leave behind
racism & nativism
consumerist culture
white guys writing âthe great american novelâ
more things to include
black/jewish solidarity
short hair of all textures
suspenders
beaded & embroidered dresses
subtly homoerotic advertising
masculine women, feminine men
things to leave behind
ineffective prohibition laws
wealth gap
also letâs bring back:
egyptian revival jewelry
really high-waisted wide-legged pants
monocles
comfy one-piece bathing suits
the labor movement
yiddish
and leave behind:
robber barons
tuberculosis
anti-semitism
sweatshops
Letâs not forget:
Fun dances, balls, masquerades, and parties
And leave behind:
A Great Depression
Oh
*gasp*
Baby kitties!!!! :D
Source: EURONEWS
This week, a judge in Zagreb made a historic ruling in favor of a same-sex couple whose adoption request had been previously rejected by authorities due to their sexuality, thus paving the way for other same-sex couples to adopt under the same conditions as heterosexual couples.
The public reactions have been mixed, with a lot of people reacting positively and welcoming the decision, and some horrible people reacting negatively to the news. Yesterday in Rijeka, masked hooligans burned a rainbow flag as their response to the ruling.
Recently, there was a highly publicized case here regarding a little baby girl beaten to death by her mother. Nikoll was given back to her family despite being taken away from them due to persistent abuse because our system is so flawed and it fails the most vulnerable, and it stops/hinders loving couple from adopting children (it's really hard to adopt in Croatia in general, even harder if you are a single person looking into adopting and was virtually impossible to adopt for a same-sex couple up until now). There was a lot of public outrage over the situation, and for days people left stuffed animals and candles in front of the hospital in which Nikoll spent her last days at.
That little girl could have still been alive if our system was better. A lot of people here focus on the wrong things. They want to judge couples who are different from them but when it comes down to it, they don't want to admit that villains exist among them. Stopping adoptions by loving people who've passed all the requirements and appropriate checks is not in the best interest of children. Monsters should not be allowed to keep their parental rights despite everything they've done to hurt their children, and good, caring people should not be stopped from adopting them. The whole system needs a reform.
So I didnât want to do this but the jokes are not fun anymore, Iâm a literature student (23 yo) and I donât have an income, my country is very poor and we (me and my family) are having a difficult time, there are little to not jobs available so if you feel like sharing something with us you can dm me and Iâll give you my PayPal. I appreciate it so much if you can reblog this <3
guys ⊠i am terrified. PLEASE reblog and like this if you arenât able to help.Â
on the very very early hours of the morning yesterday, my little sister (age 21) was detained by police. she has severe mental health issues and has been having a psychiatric episode for a week or two now, getting worse each day. she did not harm anyone nor is she accused of harming anyone, but i donât want to discuss what she is being accused of since it is an ongoing legal matter. my sister has major depression and her therapist also believes she has borderline personality disorder, though she has not been formally diagnosed yet. we also believe she is on the autism spectrum. during the incident she was arrested for, it is clear that my sister was hallucinating or experiencing a delusion. the detective who arrested her did not know she was mentally ill (he thought she was intoxicated but they found there was nothing in her system; itâs a mental episode!!) he later told me and my dad that he would have baker acted her instead of taking her to jail if he had known. she is now being held in jail. she has no criminal record whatsoever and i am certain she is terrified and scared. due to covid, we canât visit or even talk to her because all video visits for the next two weeks are completely booked.Â
i have tried for two days now to try and get the jail to understand she is having a mental health crisis and needs to be transported to a mental health facility. her attorney is trying to get her to one. as you can imagine, itâs fucking hard to do that.
due to having to hire an attorney experienced in mental health, this situation is very very expensive. many thousands of dollars. but itâs a life or death situation for my sister and we have no choice. we are in huge debt for it now and trying our best to come up with any funds possible to pay for this and the future extensive mental health treatment my sister is going to need once transferred to a facility. if you are able, ANY AMOUNT, please please help. i swear every penny will be used to help my severely ill, sweet, brilliant, beautiful and kind little sister. iâm so scared and donât know what else to do except constantly cry.Â
venmo: @ajjess cashapp: $ajjess1 i can give you my paypal via im if you need it instead. i dont want to post it because it has my full name and i want to protect my little sisterâs identity.Â
please help any way you can !! even if itâs just a reblog, sharing gets the message out to more people.
My desktop's screen just went black.
out of nowhere, a black line appeared, the image froze and now when i turned it off and then on again its clearly working but no image shows up. I've had it since 2016.
I'm a brazilian freenlance designer.
So i need this computer to work and survive and make some money. Heres my professional instagram just to prove that a) im a real person asking for help and b) i absolutely love what i do, and i do it well.
Help me pay for repair costs
Unfortunately Brazil have been going thru A LOT to the point where a single dollar is worth 5 times our currency... so yes, every penny WILL HELP. unfortunately the only way brazilians can get paid internationally is via paypal's pay for goods or services option.
my paypal is [email protected] or [email protected]
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how evil are you
i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are
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Women have more power and agency in Shakespeareâs comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so Iâm pretty sure what Shakespeareâs saying is âmen ruin everythingâ because everyone fucking dies when men are in charge but when women are in charge you get married and live happily ever after
I think youâre reading too far into things, kiddo. Take a break from your womenâs studies major and get some fresh air.
Right. Well, Iâm a historian, so allow me to elaborate.
One of the most important aspects of the Puritan/Protestant revolution (in the 1590âs in particular) was the foregrounding of marriage as the most appropriate way of life. It often comes as a surprise when people learn this, but Puritans took an absolutely positive view of sexuality within the context of marriage. Clergy were encouraged to lead by example and marry and have children, as opposed to Catholic clergy who prized virginity above all else. Through his comedies, Shakespeare was promoting this new way of life which had never been promoted before. The dogma, thanks to the church, had always been âdurr hburr women are evil sex is bad celibacy is your ticket to salvation.â All that changed in Shakespeareâs time, and thanks to him we get a view of the world where marriage, women, and sexuality are in fact the key to salvation.Â
The difference between the structure of a comedy and a tragedy is that the former is cyclical, and the latter a downward curve. Comedies werenât stupid fun about the lighter side of life. The definition of a comedy was not a funny play. They were plays that began in turmoil and ended in reconciliation and renewal. They showed the audience the path to salvation, with the comic ending of a happy marriage leaving the promise of societal regeneration intact. Meanwhile, in the tragedies, there is no such promise of regeneration or salvation. The characters destroy themselves. The world in which they live is not sustainable. It leads to a dead end, with no promise of new life.
And so, in comedies, the women are the movers and shakers. They get things done. They move the machinery of the plot along. In tragedies, though women have an important part to play, they are often morally bankrupt as compared to the women of comedies, or if they are morally sound, they are disenfranchised and ignored, and refused the chance to contribute to the society in which they live. Letâs look at some examples.
In Romeo and Juliet, the play ends in tragedy because no-one listens to Juliet. Her father and Paris both insist they know whatâs right for her, and they refuse to listen to her pleas for clemency. Juliet begs them â screams, cries, manipulates, tells them outright I cannot marry, just wait a week before you make me marry Paris, just a week, please and they ignore her, and force her into increasingly desperate straits, until at last the two young lovers kill themselves. The message? This violent, hate-filled patriarchal world is unsustainable. The promise of regeneration is cut down with the deaths of these children. Compare to Othello. This is the most horrifying and intimate tragedy of all, with the climax taking place in a bedroom as a husband smothers his young wife. The tragedy here could easily have been averted if Othello had listened to Desdemona and Emilia instead of Iago. The message? This society, built on racism and misogyny and martial, masculine honour, is unsustainable, and cannot regenerate itself. The very horror of it lies in the murder of two wives.Â
How about Hamlet? Ophelia is a disempowered character, but if Hamlet had listened to her, and not mistreated her, and if her father hadnât controlled every aspect of her life, then perhaps she wouldnât have committed suicide. The final scene of carnage is prompted by Laertes and Hamlet furiously grappling over her corpse. When Ophelia dies, any chance of reconciliation dies with her. The world collapses in on itself. This society is unsustainable. King Lear â we all know that this is prompted by Cordeliaâs silence, her unwillingness to bend the knee and flatter in the face of tyranny. It is Learâs disproportionate response to this that sets off the tragedy, and we get a play that is about entropy, aging and the destruction of the social order. Â
There are exceptions to the rule. Iâm sure a lot of you are crying out âbut Lady Macbeth!â and itâs a good point. However, in terms of raw power, neither Lady Macbeth nor the witches are as powerful as they appear. The only power they possess is the ability to influence Macbeth; but ultimately it is Macbethâs own ambition that prompts him to murder Duncan, and it is he who escalates the situation while Lady Macbeth suffers a breakdown. In this case you have women who are allowed to influence the play, but do so for the worse; they fail to be the good moral compasses needed. Goneril, Regan and Gertrude are similarly comparable; they possess a measure of power, but do not use it for good, and again society cannot renew itself.
Now we come to the comedies, where women do have the most control over the plot. The most powerful example is Rosalind in As You Like It. She pulls the strings in every avenue of the plot, and it is thanks to her control that reconciliation is achieved at the end, and all end up happily married. Much Ado About Nothing pivots around a womanâs anger over the abuse of her innocent cousin. If the men were left in charge in this play, no-one would be married at the end, and it would certainly end in tragedy. But Beatrice stands up and rails against men for their cruel conduct towards women and says that famous, spine-tingling line - oh God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace. And Benedick, her suitor, listens to her. He realises that his misogynistic view of the world is wrong and he takes steps to change it. He challenges his male friends for their conduct, parts company with the prince, and by doing this he wins his ladyâs hand. The entire happy ending is dependent on the men realising that they must trust, love and respect women. Now it is a society that is worthy of being perpetuated. Regeneration and salvation lies in equality between the sexes and the love husbands and wives cherish for each other. The Merry Wives of Windsor - here we have men learning to trust and respect their wives, Flastaff learning his lesson for trying to seduce married women, and a daughter tricking everyone so she can marry the man she truly loves. A Midsummer Nightâs Dream? The turmoil begins because three men are trying to force Hermia to marry someone she does not love, and Helena has been cruelly mistreated. At the end, happiness and harmony comes when the women are allowed to marry the men of their choosing, and it is these marriages that are blessed by the fairies.
What of the romances? In The Tempest, Prospero holds the power, but it is Miranda who is the key to salvation and a happy ending. Without his daughter, it is likely Prospero would have turned into a murderous revenger. The Winterâs Tale sees Leontes destroy himself through his own jealousy. The king becomes a vicious tyrant because he is cruel to his own wife and children, and this breach of faith in suspecting his wife of adultery almost brings ruin to his entire kingdom. Only by obeying the sensible Emilia does Leontes have a chance of achieving redemption, and the pure trust and love that exists between Perdita and Florizel redeems the mistakes of the old generation and leads to a happy ending. Cymbeline? Imogen is wronged, and it is through her love and forgiveness that redemption is achieved at the end. In all of these plays, without the influence of the women there is no happy ending.
The message is clear. Without a womanâs consent and co-operation in living together and bringing up a family, there is turmoil. Equality between the sexes and trust between husbands and wives alone will bring happiness and harmony, not only to the family unit, but to society as a whole. The Taming of the Shrew rears its ugly head as a counter-example, for here a happy ending is dependent on a womanâs absolute subservience and obedience even in the face of abuse. But this is one of Shakespeareâs early plays (and a rip-off of an older comedy called The Taming of a Shrew) and it is interesting to look at how the reception of this play changed as values evolved in this society.Â
As early as 1611 The Shrew was adapted by the writer John Fletcher in a play called The Womanâs Prize, or The Tamer Tamed. It is both a sequel and an imitation, and it chronicles Petruchioâs search for a second wife after his disastrous marriage with Katherine (whose taming had been temporary) ended with her death. In Fletcherâs version, the men are outfoxed by the women and Petruchio is âtamedâ by his new wife. It ends with a rather uplifting epilogue that claims the play aimed:
To teach both sexes due equality
And as they stand bound, to love mutually.
The Taming of the Shrew and The Tamer Tamed were staged back to back in 1633, and it was recorded that although Shakespeareâs Shrew was âlikedâ, Fletcherâs Tamer Tamed was âvery well liked.â You heard it here folks; as early as 1633 audiences found Shakespeareâs message of total female submission uncomfortable, and they preferred John Fletcherâs interpretation and his message of equality between the sexes.
So yes. The message we can take away from Shakespeare is that a world in which women are powerless and cannot or do not contribute positively to society and family is unsustainable. Men, given the power and left to their own devices, will destroy themselves. But if men and women can work together and live in harmony, then the whole community has a chance at salvation, renewal and happiness. Â
In the immortal words of the bard himself: fucking annihilated.
Standing.
Fucking.
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Me after drinking sooo much swamp water and wanting more: well its 8pm somewhere!!
Is swamp water actually good?
Oh God yes
I thought this post was about genuine swamp water and not a concoction of many soft drinks but I have no proof that you aren't actually talk about water from a swamp
I usually see screenshots of your posts on Instagram so I suddenly revived my Tumblr just to start scrolling and from what I've seen so far, you really could mean either one
Because thatâs where they sit. The people who come in here with their stories. The clients â thatâs all you are now, Mary. Youâre a client. This is where you sit and talk and this is where we sit and listen, then we decide if we want you or not.
Watched HLV again yesterday. This has to be the most emotional Sherlock episode of all.
Strong statement
Smiley face is either missing or invisible in that last panel.
And the skull painting in the last panel is at the 3D patch of wall that used to be on the left side