you’ve ratted your last tatouille

sapph • they

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[xenosagaepisodeone]

average amazon prime horror movie: wishmaster 9: wish masterbated

average netflix horror movie: digitally shot throwback to 80s slasher movies designed to propel the newest 15-21 year old actor they've grown in a lab to stardom among people who have never watched a movie made before 2011

average tubi horror movie: hd remastered edition of the fall of the house of usher (1928) but with scooby doo background music because they couldn't get the rights to the original soundtrack

[ianthewife]

not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[zoesupreme]

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

[surpriserose]

I love divorce btw i wont stop until the divorce rate is 90%

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

Bro last night was a tutorial

[thecryptkeeper]

two wonderful things i saw online today

[memeclassheroes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[lakevida]

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

Quesion is that bad or good

[chaser]

Is this relatable fellow youths?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

[dantes-infernal-chili]

I have to google something

[innerchildabortionclinic]

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

[sandmandaddy69]

[wearegoingfuckinganywhereman]