what we do in the shadows fandom blog (wip)

kiz/krow/krowley|27|mixed(black&white)|nuerodivergent|they/them|trans enby|bi/queer|♏🦂| main blog is: @kr013y|banner by @catboyzaid on twitter| icon by: theater-flags on tumblr

[madamaude]

with my heart laid bare

[tallullahsart13]

They are the only couple ever ♥️

[toastella-art]

we really needed a nadja and guillermo bonding episode

[stargazingbitch]

Soooo last episode...

Text:

> hmm... Hello?

>I have feelings for u

Narrator: the feeling was killer rage but guillermo had never met a vampire before

[partiallyobscure]

I mean, who isn’t 🏳️‍🌈?

[cleopatrachampagne]

this was all i could think about during the scene in which nandor and laszlo were having it out and started citing their mf sources

[thym3y]

i cant find the post but someone said there needs to be an episode where they all go to pride at some point and like yea yes absolutely

[mac-mcdonald]

did I redraw gustav klimt’s “the kiss” for nandor and guillermo and rename it “the bite”? yeah. yeah maybe I did.

[doingittodeathmp3]

i want nandor and guillermo to have a moment like keira knightley and orlando bloom in the third potc movie where they get married mid combat

[a-very-randy-vampire]

YESSS IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS

[memosminifridge]

Derek the vampire sketchy dump! I just love his silly outfit so much & i need the practice 😖

[curli-question-mark]

They would be best friends I just know

[rustycharlesryan-deactivated202]

i wont her

[curli-question-mark]

I don’t draw Nadja enough so here’s a Nadja in between other drawings that are taking forever and consuming my life force

[natjennie]

has Guillermo looked into a mirror and held his little clawed hands up and gone "mwah ha ha" just to himself for fun? I like to think so.

[anxietycheesecake]

I know I simp for Guillermo's mom treating Nandor like a son, but I'm also in for her being a vampire slayer who knows her Memo is dating a vampire but he won't believe her, so she goes out of her way to prove it/murder Nandor in the most subtle and motherly of ways.

"Qué gusto que por fin hayas invitado a Nandito a cenar" she says, taking out the silver and putting extra garlic in the food, watching Nandor closely as he chews and chews like Professor Utonioum with that one pea, trying not to throw up.

The best part? Nandor is blissfully unaware of all her attempts to murder him. He actually loves her and, when Guillermo starts suspecting, he accuses him of being jealous that he gets along so well with his mom, he can't stand the fact he has found a sense of family that doesn't come from him and his vampire fetish.

At that point Guillermo is so done with everything and like "ok fine! Get yourself killed by my own mother, I don't care!" And Nandor's like "I'm hanging out with your mom tonight and I don't need your approval, goodnight."

Of course Guillermo won't let him get actually killed. I mean, he almost did, but at the last second he's all "what the hell am I doing, I have to save him". So he runs to his mom's apartment in the middle of the night, ready to save his man from his own mother.

He's in the hallway and it's all horror film aesthetic. Nandor and Silvia are supposedly watching telenovelas and the light from the tv shines through the closed door, that Guillermo kicks open in sync with Soraya Montenegro screaming QUÉ HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA or something. And he finds...

Well, Nandor on the edge of his seat over a 90s show and Silvia just nodding like "oh yeah that happened". They both get so scared when Guillermo abruptly comes in.

You know the story. "I know he's a vampire, but I love him and blah blah blah" and they just... burst out in laughter.

"Oh, Guillermo, she knows! She caught me the very first night you brought me here for dinner."

"But she... she's been trying to..."

"Kill me? I know. She told me everything like half and hour ago."

Well, long story short, Silvia really came to like Nandor. She approves of him and would adopt him any day. And now Guillermo is sandwiched in a tiny couch watching María la del Barrio with the weirdest family he's ever been in (and that says a lot).

[curli-question-mark]

I present to you:

Nandor, with braces

Inspired by this post, thank you for your service @nandorthefangless

Bonus: Nadja teases him about it

Bonus part 2 is the same drawing but no braces cause I also like it on it’s own

[ludmo-blog1]

oof

[what-even-is-thiss]

I want a relationship like this

[sandersstudies]

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[madistarlight]

[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

[therobotmonster]

Reblogging for the trasncript.