Hello. My name is Hamato Yoshi. But you may call me Splinter.
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@a-wise-rat
Hello. My name is Hamato Yoshi. But you may call me Splinter.
•《Characters》•
@the-forgor-four-rottmnt
- S
(Sigh.) you know why we're always quiet around inori??
Uh… no?
...
She has a condition called "auditory-tactile-synesthesia." She feels sounds, like I do, except she sees colors in them too, and mine is mostly with music. Hers is with every sound.
Uh, loud noises of any type are extremely physically painful to her. Just to let you know.
also it's her birthday today!
Oh… alri- WAIT ITS HER BIRTHDAY?!
Y-yeah!
[He slams his hands down.]
Wait! You're telling me you really didn't know?!
No! That wasn’t on my calendar!
*He showed her the calendar on his phone*
today is scam kids of their Vbucks and kill them in Fortnite day!
I’ve gotten so much Vbucks today…
HOW DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S B--
wait, you have a day for scamming kids out of vbucks? what??
Yeah! It’s on the 19th of every month! And tomorrow…
*He looked on his calendar again*
I make my plans to hack a Minecraft server and win bedwars! To get revenge on that guy that always kills me and gets my teams bed…
A-ah. Right.
I forgot you're a different flavor of autism...
…ok??? ANYWAYS! Wednesday is when I pour milk first THEN the cereal to get people mad so they hate me! Then, Thursday is when I copy Raph for an entire day! Let’s just say, he hates that day. And Friday is when I eat Mikey’s leftovers and Saturday is when I laugh in Leo’s face for an hour for having a crush on April.
. . .
[He texts Inori.]
your boyfriend is insane. leave him immediately. now
[And puts down his phone, forgetting it was visible.]
Huh?
What?
Sunday is when I go to my BTS shrine and bow down to it! I faint after that for some reason. And Monday is when I practice making characters and graphics and singing! cause I wanna be a game developer by day.
*he smirked*
and a k-pop star by night.
[DONNIE IS SO SO SOCRINGE I SWEAR!!! 🤮🤮🤮 but I ♥️ him.]
.
coming from a former idol, no. it sucks. don't.
[He just texts Inori (who responded with "oh Lord, what brought this one on?") "BREAK UP WITH HIM NOW. RUN GIRL.]
I can be what I want Sanka!
I should show you how I sing!!!!
Leo says it’s the most beautiful thing he’s heard, Raph says it sucks and I sound like a kazoo but he’s joking, Mikey said it’s like a choir of angels dipped in honey, and dad even cried when he heard it for the first time!
. . .
how much can I pay you to not do that.
*Donnie breathed in*
A MILLION VBUCKS AND A BUNCH OF ANIME AND K-POP MERCH!!!!!
J-jesus...
[He texts faster.]
"INORI MAHOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GET ME OUT OR I'LL DIE. I CAN'T HANDLE thIS HOW DO U DO IT"
SANKA! IM GONNA SING OK?! THE WHOLE LAIR SHOULD HEAR IT WITH THIS MICROPHONE I MADE!
*Donnie got out a microphone and tapped it*
testing?! Testing!
eeugh.. oh boy.
*Donnie began to sing Dynamite by BTS that was heard in the entire lair.*
@raph-reign17, @leontheluxuriousone, @geniusbuiltblogtm, @mikey-the-mischevious, @hugzfromcaseyjr, @aprilthefiercequeen, @thecassclan, @yokai-nerd
@captain-ryans-no1-fan-2, @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues, @the-party-dude, @a-wise-rat, @goongala-hockey-puck
@leos-katanas, @the-tech-turtle, @raphaelsplinterson2003, @goongala2003
@0r0ku-k1ller, @genius-in-training, @sergeant-uno, @music-fr34k
@ieatdanger4breakfast, @the-rager-ever, @superflyyyy
@ninjas-greatest-weapon, @marvelousmichelangelo, @genius-othello, @b1g-raph1e
@the-wise-guy-er-turtle
{Splinter just continues to meditate.}
Teenagers.
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Hello, Koi.
*Lee is face down on the floor. Understandable.*
hey, Lee.. you alright, bud?
[ Raphael rubs Lee’s shell lightly ]
Ahem. Casey got a chunk bitten out of his ankle, had to heal that. All my brothers got turned into regular turtles. Your brother's also got turned into regular turtles. I had to corral you all into the main room so none of you would get hurt or anything. Then sanka got turned into a cat. I'm not listing the rest. I'm simply too tired.
{Splinter is nearby.}
[Valkryie stared at the rat before letting out a yowl and running after the rat]
{The rat stayed still. Mostly unfazed by the cat.}
{A little rat runs up to you.}
*squeak!*
先生もじゃなくて…お願いします…
{Splinter grabs your hand with his little paws, and looks at you.}
*squeak*
Boop.
Your now a normal rat for 24 hours!
Have fun! :D
Mmmm?
...
*squeak*
{Runs away.}
Your son, Donnie got kidnapped!
Donatello, no!
Leonardo?
I would like to speak to you.
Okay, what do you wish to talk about sensei?-.. is something wrong?-...
It's has come to my attention that you have a human girl.
Is this true?
...yes. I found her about a month ago crying on the street. She said her mom left her there, when I asked how long she said around... 3 hours.
So I took her to the lair since there was a storm rolling in and she's been with me ever since...
I see.
And why did you think it was a good idea to not come and tell me?
I was worried that if you and her had met then shredder could have used her as leverage against us...
I don't want her to have to deal with the stuff I go through... she's only a kid..
I see.
I understand your concern, Leonardo.
But please come to me next time.
Where might she be?
She's probably in her room.
And would you like to introduce us?
[Damn. This girl has been here for a month, and has her own room! Yet Splinter didn't even know she existed.]
Yeah, her rooms right next to mine be recently she's been sleeping in my room due to some... very, vivid nightmares.
*Lee walked down the hallway an opened a door that was a littleways down the hallway.*
[@th3-l0st-child-arii]
O_O "hi Leelee!!"
You must be Ari.
"MHM!"
I see.
And where did you come from Ari?
[🎵Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?🎵]
[[OOC; cotton eye joe is a song abt an STD]]
[I'M SORRY!! IT GOT STUCK IN MY HEAD!! 😭]
[she holds out their gun]
Who are you?! What are you?!
-@jesusjesusjapanesus ((ignore the username. i thought it was funny.))
🤨
I am Splinter.
YOU LOOK LIKE A BIGASSFUCKING RAT
Very observant, I see.
Leonardo?
I would like to speak to you.
Okay, what do you wish to talk about sensei?-.. is something wrong?-...
It's has come to my attention that you have a human girl.
Is this true?
...yes. I found her about a month ago crying on the street. She said her mom left her there, when I asked how long she said around... 3 hours.
So I took her to the lair since there was a storm rolling in and she's been with me ever since...
I see.
And why did you think it was a good idea to not come and tell me?
I was worried that if you and her had met then shredder could have used her as leverage against us...
I don't want her to have to deal with the stuff I go through... she's only a kid..
I see.
I understand your concern, Leonardo.
But please come to me next time.
Where might she be?
She's probably in her room.
And would you like to introduce us?
[Damn. This girl has been here for a month, and has her own room! Yet Splinter didn't even know she existed.]
Yeah, her rooms right next to mine be recently she's been sleeping in my room due to some... very, vivid nightmares.
*Lee walked down the hallway an opened a door that was a littleways down the hallway.*
[@th3-l0st-child-arii]
O_O "hi Leelee!!"
You must be Ari.
"MHM!"
I see.
And where did you come from Ari?
[🎵Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?🎵]
[she holds out their gun]
Who are you?! What are you?!
-@jesusjesusjapanesus ((ignore the username. i thought it was funny.))
🤨
I am Splinter.
Leonardo?
I would like to speak to you.
Okay, what do you wish to talk about sensei?-.. is something wrong?-...
It's has come to my attention that you have a human girl.
Is this true?
...yes. I found her about a month ago crying on the street. She said her mom left her there, when I asked how long she said around... 3 hours.
So I took her to the lair since there was a storm rolling in and she's been with me ever since...
I see.
And why did you think it was a good idea to not come and tell me?
I was worried that if you and her had met then shredder could have used her as leverage against us...
I don't want her to have to deal with the stuff I go through... she's only a kid..
I see.
I understand your concern, Leonardo.
But please come to me next time.
Where might she be?
She's probably in her room.
And would you like to introduce us?
[Damn. This girl has been here for a month, and has her own room! Yet Splinter didn't even know she existed.]
Yeah, her rooms right next to mine be recently she's been sleeping in my room due to some... very, vivid nightmares.
*Lee walked down the hallway an opened a door that was a littleways down the hallway.*
[@th3-l0st-child-arii]
O_O "hi Leelee!!"
You must be Ari.
WOAH. BIG TALL RAT SENSEI.
Cool... you're so different from my Raphael's sensei...
Is that so?
*chirping while coughing loudly, staring at Splinter*
"Cheep!" Big rat!
Yes.
Are you ok, little one?
*grabby hands slightly, chirping and coughing more*
"Cheep!" I fine! Only head hurts! No worries!
{Splinter picks up the little turtle.}
If you insist.
What is your name, little turtle?
*gripping onto Splinter showing their band on their wrist, "EPF, 046, Hiero"*
"Cheep" Hiero!
It is nice to meet you, Hiero.
*more coughing and chirping*
"Cheep churr." Who are you rat man? Are you my uncle? My dad's a turtle, but he's not really my dad! Are you magic?
My name is Splinter.
No, I am not your uncle.
And no, I am not magic.
*chirping while coughing loudly, staring at Splinter*
"Cheep!" Big rat!
Yes.
Are you ok, little one?
*grabby hands slightly, chirping and coughing more*
"Cheep!" I fine! Only head hurts! No worries!
{Splinter picks up the little turtle.}
If you insist.
What is your name, little turtle?
*gripping onto Splinter showing their band on their wrist, "EPF, 046, Hiero"*
"Cheep" Hiero!
It is nice to meet you, Hiero.
*chirping while coughing loudly, staring at Splinter*
"Cheep!" Big rat!
Yes.
Are you ok, little one?
*grabby hands slightly, chirping and coughing more*
"Cheep!" I fine! Only head hurts! No worries!
{Splinter picks up the little turtle.}
If you insist.
What is your name, little turtle?