I don't really know

I'm just here to try and have a good time. Roleplay blog is @rush-roleplay-corner

[fullcravings]

Pandan Chiffon Cake

[memewhore]

[kineticallyanywhere]

[no-one-offical]

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[charmsandpandas]

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

[thereisnodanni-onlyzuul]

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[dcxdpdabbles]

Zatanna answering the phone: Hello?

John: Love. Love. You have to come pick me up. Quickly. Please.

Zatanna: What? But I thought you got along with Bruce.

John: I do! But normally, I have access to my magic when I'm on a loony adventure with Bruce. Normally, I can portal out when things get scary! Please, you have to come get me.

Zatanna: John, I can't go pick you up. I'm traveling the world to find the ingredients to lift your curse.

John: I know the plan was for me to stay with Bruce so he and his family could protect me while you broke my Magic-sealing curse, but Zatanna... these people are weird. I don't feel safe.

Zatanna: Is this because Bruce said you're not allowed to drink in his home? You can go to bars-

John: No. Its not the drinking or the smoking or the awkward crush I have on Bruce and his butler-

Zatanna: What?

John: Zatanna, it's the Ghost King posing as a child. He calls Bruce "Dad" because Bruce adopted him! And Bruce has no idea!

Zatanna doubtful: The Ghost King? The most feared individual in the multiverse is posing as Bruce's kid without Bruce's knowledge? The same Bruce that used Math to beat a god half a year ago?

John: I tried to tell him, but Bruce just laughed and said Danny was his only civilian child. He won't listen to me! None of them will!

Zatanna: Uh-huh. And how old is this Danny?

John: He claims his only fourteen but I know better.

Zatanna: What does he look like?

John: Like the face of evil.

Zatanna: Let me guess. Evil has dark black hair, and blue eyes with a tragic backstory that just needed a safe place to call home?

John: Yes but-

Zatanna: Look, I'm really busy right now. I have to haggle the soul of a never-touched-by-sunlight shrimp from a mermaid merchant- who I know is trying to cheat me!- and I don't have time to listen to you freak out about one of the Waynes kids.

John: No! No you're not listening! He's the Ghost King!

Zatanna: He's a Wayne. That bloodline and anyone adopted into that bloodline, are weird but harmless.

John: Please pick me up. Save me.

Zatanna: John, I can't. Treat this as a vacation. Bruce will let you spend whatever money you want, and since its Bruce, I'll give you permission to try to get him in a throuple with us or just you for a little fun.

John: .....I want that so much but Danny-

Zatanna: Is harmless. Bruce comes with kids, and yeah, all his kids are weird, especially that first one. I don't trust his bubbly personality- I know there is rage underneath that circus upbeat boyish glee. Terrible rage. But that doesn't mean you're in danger there.

John: Zatanna please- *gasp* The Ghost King is watching me from the upstairs window. He's knows im trying to escape.

Zatanna: Are you outside? Good! Go for a walk. Bruce has a lovely forest surrounding his Manor-

John: A walk?! In the woods!? Where the Ghost King can get me alone!? Do you want me to vanish with a trace!?

Zatanna sighing: Nevermind.

Mermaid: I don't have all day. I have other customers and a business to run. Are you giving me your hair or not?

Zatanna: I got to go John.

John: No! PLEASE! Z, PICK ME UP-

Zatanna hanging up and pointing at the mermaid: For the last time I am not shaving my head!

Mermaid: Do you want the soul of a shrimp that has never seen sunlight or not!?

Zatanna: That is not worth ten years of growing out this amount of hair! I can give you my bangs.

Mermaid: Bangs!? Those aren't bangs- they're barely long enough to cover that whale-sized forehead!

Zatanna: SAY THAT AGAIN, FISH.

[cryptidstatusbreached]

#dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#John Constantine lost his magic#hes staying with Bruce for protection#Ghost King Danny Fenton#Danny is a different dimension#Civilian Danny#Danny gives off Uncanny child energy but only to John#None of the Waynes suspect him#Zatanna is going through her own things right now#crack taken seriously

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]

[cobra-bubbles]

my life with ADHD

[mardu-mama]

This is very true and a great post.

But low key makes me think about how people with adhd have been raised their whole lives to value a day based on what they accomplished vs what they experienced

[thatgirlwithadhd]

I think your point is excellent. But also consider:

That list might say things like “Paint a picture. Go birdwatching. Finish that great novel I started reading. Call my grandma. Learn to bake a cake. Visit my sister. Play piano.”

For me at least, the good/fun things are harder without meds too. I can have the best intentions, but following through is hard.

[adhd-informative]

This addition is so important.

[vaserlord]

So Eridians use echolocation and sonography that allows them to hear through solid materials. And we know that Rocky can basically hear the whole Hail Mary without problems.

We don’t know much about planet Erid beyond the very basics, but planets that have iron core usually feature volcanic activity and therefore magma and other materials movement underneath the planet surface.

So considering this…

Do you think ancient Eridians ever lied down on the ground to listen to the voice of their planet? Keeping very still and waiting for a faint and distant sound from down below to reach them.

I would imagine that to be possible mostly near the volcanoes, where magma comes closer to the crust (planet surface). So do you think those ancient Eridians were coming to the fire breathing mountains to listen to planet’s songs?

Did they consider their planet alive in those long ago times? Maybe they worshipped it as their creator and parent? After all, their bodies are so similar to its. They sing to each other just as the planet sings to them from time to time.

Imagine Eridians’ one and only ancient god being the planet itself.

[neechees]

I hate if you point out the bigotry from a specific account online (like if you're telling people not to interact with that account, to report and block, etc) and it happens to be a troll, then it will have ppl rolling their eyes at you because "its just a troll". Which, yes, don't feed the trolls, but people have taken this to mean that bigotry spewed from edgy troll blogs now means that its not harmful and not a big deal and its fine if you interact with it or repost from them etc

[artoatsblog]

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[ludicrouscheeseburger]

All of the above, plus:

For years after 9/11 we were constantly told “NEVER FORGET” and the idea was basically “keep feeling sad and afraid and especially ANGRY forever; don’t let time dull your emotional response like it’s naturally supposed to; continue to justify the injustices by feeling this way all the time.” And the 3000 deaths were constantly pointed to as this huge deal that justified any lengths to go to.

And then Covid hit. And there were several points during the height of the pandemic (because fun fact, according to the actual definitions of a pandemic, *it’s not technically over yet!* ) where we were having a 9/11’s worth of deaths every week or so. And suddenly 3000 deaths were not a big deal at all. Instead of being enough reason to go to war far away and strip us at home of many rights too, they weren’t even enough justification to make people wear a damn piece of fabric over their face.

3000 people died once and now the government can legally wiretap anyone without a warrant, and hold people at Gitmo under suspicion of terrorism (no need for due process)… 3000 people dying every week but we should all still be going out to brunch and concerts and who cares about the disabled and immunocompromised?

Something in me broke. Make all the 9/11 jokes you want.

[appendingfic]

Wachowski front door: *slams open* Tom, pinching the bridge of his nose: oh, no Shadow: *bursts into their kitchen* Shadow: WHY IS THERE STILL RACISM? Shadow: It's been FIFTY YEARS! Shadow: What the hell have you people been DOING? Sonic: Inventing new and exciting forms of discrimination, mostly

[aprillikesthings]

The poor dude sounds just a little exasperated, and with good reason