Azert

Random thoughts that come to me at 11:55 when I am working on my paper due at midnight

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Little Doodle for my Fav Badass

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Downtown Santa Cruz Tingz

*my friend and I walking down the street after a concert*

stranger: y'all look nice...kinda

us: ...?

stranger: WOW! no 'thank you'? I was complimenting you!

us: I was not aware that 'kinda' was a compliment...

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Choose your fighter 🤪

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if you’re going to be mean to frogs log off

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😈🔪🐸

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I hate how everyone wants to shake your hand when you introduce yourself, my hands are either ice cold or sweaty or both and I really dont want that to be your first impression of me 😫

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that gamer feel when……ur gaming

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explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

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Low key bullied my Uber driver when I was tipsy last weekend... ngl still a bit heated tho bc I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HIS HOBBIES WERE AND HE WOULDNT TELL ME

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I found a friend who also used to watch Teen Wolf and she showed me this... I feel like such a fake fan smh

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How do some people just know how to console other people? Like a friend came back crying the other day and everyone was on mom protection mode and I just stood in the corner like- "...what do"

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Which bitch was eating chips outside our dorm door at 1am,,, I'm so confused. I'm not mad I just have questions

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ik that you all are wondering, so i will admit i that DID get some action on valentines day 😉and what i mean by action is that i held a guys hand at a party bc i was cold but then chickened out and started avoiding him,,,, please keep your jealousy to a minimum thanks

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Idk why people hate on pineapple on pizza but turn a blind eye to the CRIMINAL who put CARROTS in a CAKE!!! ....disgusting

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Everytime my professor mentions the bourgeois i think “The birds work for the bourgeoisie”... the good news is i prevented myself from laughing outloud 👍 

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The guy sitting next to me in class had the same pen as me,,,, i think its a sign we’re soulmates 🥰

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Mom: Are you sure you dont want to come home this weekend? There might be people drinking... :/

Me: ...oh

Mom: 'Oh'? What's that supposed to mean 😡

Me: *internally* its supposed to mean thats the fxking point

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Hi can someone buy me a russian propaganda poster of laika the space dog? thanks ill venmo you

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My favorite thing about being friends with someone since elementary school is that you can bring up all the cringy stuff they did. 

Oh? You wanted to forget about how you used to bring cardboard to breakdance on during lunch in 5th grade? Thats too bad :///