the prequels were never bad

but we can all agree TROS was a horrible mistake

[assiraphales]

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

[mistycatt]

the best Jedi ever 🩷

[lepidopoda]

codywan biker au for whos.nox’s 10k DTIYS over on instagram

part 2

[lepidopoda]

saps

part 1

[mistycatt]

obiiiiii 🧡💕💛

[jediknobi]

a silly hc I like to think about is that most Jedi have a very vague concept of money.

sure they know what money is and get the principle of exchanging it for goods and services, but they grow up without having to use it in the Temple so what's the point of knowing the price of a jogan fruit if you can just ask for one in the refectory?

The accounting department is traditionally run by non-Jedi because none of them knows how taxes work or what a balance sheet is. Accountants working at the Temple are the most exasperated people in the galaxy and their daily conversations are like,

"master Kenobi went on a 2-week long mission and didn't ask for an allocation. Again. I wonder if he's going to admit he forgot and call for help at one point or try to sell most of his clothes at the highest price possible. Can't wait to read his report."

"can someone explain to me how Master Fisto left a month ago with 400 credits and came back with twice that amount? What did he do to earn that much money?"

"remember that time Master Jinn asked us to send him the equivalent of the GDP of a small mid rim planet because he gambled on a Force-intuition? yeah, I don't miss this guy."

anyway my point was actually: Anakin Skywalker, who grew up working in a shop and has never paid a price he didn't bargain for before, is one of the only Jedi the accounting department considers responsible and pragmatic.

[obirains-archive]

[sweetiepie08]

Jedi problems

Anakin: Sometimes in the split second between pushing the button and the lightsaber activating, you’re almost certain you’re holding it upside down.

Obi Wan: Your master’s always had a suspicious love of snacking and on your 18th birthday he shows you his “herb garden” that you have to keep a secret from the council... well, half the council.

Ahsoka: Your master told study up on a particular school of Force philosophy, but when you search the archives, you find yourself knee-deep in a decades-long battle between two different philosophers slamming each other in essay form, which is entertaining, but it doesn’t really help your research.

Plo: if you think it’s awkward when your padawan accidentally calls you “dad”, try hearing it from your commander.

Shaak Ti: There’s an assassination attempt of the diplomat you’re escorting, but the assassin only has a low caliber blaster. That was just a pedestrian effort.

Mace: Your Grand Master says something cryptic in front of dignitaries and you have to nod along sagely, but you know you’re going to spend the next 3 days wondering what he meant.

Kit: you can’t get anyone else on the council on board with your idea of holding meetings underwater.

Yoda: Tell padawans not to break rules, you must. Broken several in the last hour, you have.

[captora]

Obiwan decided to use the Negotiator gym and Cody is struggling

[canuckianhawkbi]

Ben Kenobi: the Force is what give a Jedi his power, it’s an energy field created by all living things, it surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together

Luke, a 19-year-old twink: *immediately pictures his new mentor being pounded by an energy field*

Ben, formerly General Obi-wan “flirt-master” Kenobi: *realizes his word choice, is horrified*

[canuckianhawkbi]

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for the first of my new audios, @reparo-live-soul​ sent me this comic by @dakt37​, from an AU where Obi-wan has somehow been de-aged to younger than he was in TPM

keep the requests coming! I wouldn’t want these new audios to be in short supply!

[canuckianhawkbi]

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@reparo-live-soul​ also sent me this comic from @dakt37​‘s de-aged Obi-wan AU, which I can’t help but love more and more!

(Anakin is just jealous because he’s too big for a clone trooper piggyback)

[canuckianhawkbi]

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by rights Obi-wan should have been able to talk Anakin down, when you think about it

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requested by @a-smiling-travesty​

[mistycatt]

don’t obi wan and Cody look so excited to take on another day of saving the galaxy?

hmmm. Perhaps excited isn’t quite the right word…

My boys are NOT morning people 😭🙏

[skeletons-eat]

I am quoting myself from discord here, but put my metaphisical cuck chair in front of their shared fate of misery.

Turned it around for yall:)

[ominouspuff]

Tfw, as the most powerful evil galactic empire ever, you still feel the odds are a bit stacked against you because just look at the rebel opposition I mean c’mon

[thatstargazingaquarius]

Friendly reminder that Cody thought he willingly chose to betray Obi-Wan btw

[mistycatt]

CODY ART DUMP

OBI WAN DROPPED HIS LIGHTSABER AGAIN

obi wan dropping his lightsaber is tale as old as time