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[valtsv]

[drivememadd]

local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

[i-am-a-fish]

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

[thoughtslostandfound]

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[flowerinaflame]

[infinityuserboxes]

[jortnite-deactivated20180718]

[inzergue]

[somefrog]

[inzergue]

[sa2ha]

[saintvitus]

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[nugget-bitch]

i spent 30 bucks on eye goop i am keeping it till i die

[wormverse]

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

[blindstargazer]

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

[wormverse]

[diamondguls]

We bobbin

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea