Dance dance dance

Shizzle wizzle, it's all cafizzle

[probuccalfat]

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

[jack0fficial]

Are you vocal during sex?

I’m usually lead guitar

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[sermna]

I like to say "my mises! They're not en place!" sometimes when I forget something while cooking but no one ever thinks it's funny

[gallusrostromegalus]

#my mises aren't even en SCENE Tags by @copperbadge

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Deceiving wunk

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[energyprison]

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

[energyprison]

[crossing a dark streetwhile the red hand is up] im like a bomblebee of the night...

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[elluendifad]

[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]

[redrum-sketches]

dappled with light

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

some of the top comments

[nightingem]

really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."

Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

some fun responses i have gotten so far.

[littleguysdaily]

Great website

[headspace-hotel]

[thehappysatan]

😚👌

[sudanese]

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[25nightchords]

At my desk straight up bouncing it, and by it.... well. lets just say. My knee

[hannahorca]

Cuttlefish Guys!! This limited edition batch has a coloration inspired by the Flamboyant Cuttlefish. They’ll be coming soon to my shop as a part of the Ocean Guys collection :)

[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[mlarayoukai-archive]

The author's barely disguised desire for a cheeseburger