Scouts worst nightmare

"Mm. Perfectly natural to be scared. we're all in a lot of danger" -Spy TF2, A smissmas story page: 9 6th panel

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Ya know guys maybe I should go play Overwatch 2

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changed my mind too much fan service

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Spy: Scout... Tom Jones is dead

Scout: TOM JONES IS MY DAD!?

Spy: ... Sure

Scout: FUCKING BASED

Spy: I should've convinced his mother to abort him

Scout: what

Spy: what

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Scout: *drinking lemonade* wow snipes where did ya get lemons?

Sniper: oh I didn't

Scout: You wHAT

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Ya know guys maybe I should go play Overwatch 2

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Rainbow:*exists*

TF2 Scout:*cries*

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Ya know gang maybe the Seventh comic was the friends we made along the way

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but seriously Valve™,

WHEN IS THE SEVENTH COMIC COMING OUT!?

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Ya know gang maybe the Seventh comic was the friends we made along the way

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Reblog this if you think it’s okay to support multiple different ships for the same character in a fandom.

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Disclaimer: Okay before I show you this I have to tell you I don't usually make edits, So if it's horrible don't blame it on me,

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Headcanons of the Tf2 supporting characters!

Miss Pauling:

Lesbian

Likes women

Sorry scout :(

Will kill your whole family

Smells like lilac and grapes

Also blood

Has committed more War crimes than medic

And he committed at least: sixty nine

Nice

The only Mortal who knows Pyro's name

Its: ⌿⊬⍀⍜ btw

Say it three times and you get your personal Pyro! (Only 99.99$)

Also knows Pyro's family

And what silly piro looks like under the mask

The tenth class:

His name was paul

He was in the game, but during met the heavy he touched Sasha

Is dead

Saxton Hale:

I actually don't have headcanons for him,But a friend asked me if he was single

He probably is

I lied, I asked that to myself, Because I have no friends

Also just think about what the mercs would look like with the Full effects of Australium

Medic with a mustache would look like another German dude, But that guy got rejected from Art school

That kid from A smissmas story... John

Is going to a therapist

Why?

HE F**KING STABBED SOMEONE

It's spy's fault, Stupid French people

I actually have no other headcanons for these idiots, And next time I will post something different (Maybe)

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Headcanons for the TF2 Mercs!

Warnings: Guess what? someone F**ks

Scout:

Bi Energy

Thinks Men and Women are Hot

Likes people with glasses

Thinks mysterious people are hot

Thinks hunters are hot

Into Roleplay

Into (Not so family friendly) Roleplay

Likes Smart people

Still a virgin

If he was at Hogwarts he would be a Gryffindor

Bottom

No I will not elaborate

Sniper:

Gay A$$

Thinks Jocks are hot

Likes shorter Men

Top

Would F**k you rough

Is an Hunter

Into Roleplay

If he was at Hogwarts he would be a Slytherin

Has an high body count *Wink* *Wink*

Threw a brick at at Pyro once cuz they scared him

Soldier:

He doesn't like Butter

Has an army of raccoons that he trains

Top

Bi Mess

Can cook

Went to an asylum once

He Burned the place down

Murdered an actual N**i once

The fact he has murdered thousands should make you worry

Silly B*****d

If he went to Hogwarts he would be Expelled because he tried to Rocket Jump to the school

Is a War criminal

Heavy:

Likes strawberries

Loves disney movies

Cried watching Bambi

Gay Bear

If he was at Hogwarts he would be an Hufflepuff

Thinks medic is cute

He knows medic is... "Slightly unhinged" but he loves him regardless

The only one who can Spam "E" without medic Rotating his Organs out of anger

Bottom, no I will not elaborate

Pyro:

Is an Enby

Likes Cotton Candy

Finds Clowns Scary

Ate human flesh once

They thought it tasted... Meh

They paints their nails

They also paint Engis

Ate a child once

Will eat another

Is not a human

Pyro's gender is ️ṇ̤͛̒̍o̯̱̊͊͢

Medic:

Never went to med school

Likes apples

His hand writing is Leggible because he isn't a real doctor

Is an Evil Gay

(Not) a twink

Medic has rotated scout organs weekly for three years

Is not very fond of pigeons

Tried to dissect Pyro once

They broke his knees

Tried to take scouts Kneecap privileges

He didn't because he saw Heavy and decided to have S3X with him

Medic couldn't walk for a month (he had broken his pelvis)

If you say "E" he will break your Fingers

Silly German guy

His dad was a N**i

He is not one

Engineer:

Pan

Can bake

Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

Will date the everlasting Sh!t out of you

Is very calm

Top.

Will f**k you rough

Say bye bye to your Ability to walk baby

Will call you Baby doll

Wait why did this turn into Engis dating headcanons?

Anyway, touch his Sentry and he will make ya see Jesus

He did that to scout he will do it to you

Spy:

Bad dad

Will f**k your mom

Bi icon

Tells Scout "Yo mama" Jokes daily

If he finds a new born he will yeet it back to where it came from

No more headcanons for him... Uhhh

He laughs (secretly) at Scout's comics

Demoman:

Too drunk to function

Likes musicals

Will sing the hell out of the Hogwarts Song

Is a Gryffindoor

Party animal

Tried to drink perfume once thinking it was alcohol

He found it tasty thought

Ate a tipod once

It was not very tasty

The end.

I might do one about the supporting cast or smth like that

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I made a TF2 Fanfiction, Check it out, bye

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48187741

It's about scouts mother telling him the truth, Also I am making another, At three Am with no sleep done, Someone please check on me.